Alright everyone. As promised, this journal is now closed. Add efiltaeluri if you'd like.

if i see "sugar, we're going down" photoshopped into one more person's myspace picture or on livejournal one more time, i might light myself on fire.

QUICK, I NEED SOME HELP!

When you think of multitasking, what are some funny things that come to mind?

IF ANYONE HAS ANY "FOOTAGE" [YOU KNOW, YOUR PARENTS VIDEOTAPED IT] OF LAST YEAR'S MARCHING BAND IN PARADE FORM [LIKE HOMECOMING], PLEASE LET ME OR MR. PHILLIPS KNOW AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

everything is so shitty right now. i'm not making a lot of money at work. i have no idea where i stand with olga's because i haven't been there since last tuesday. i've pretty much lost a whole group of "friends". my love life sucks more and more with every hopeful opportunity. i'm not taking very good care of myself. i've got a low self ( Read more... )

MRS. BREWER WANTED ME TO DO THIS. SHE HAS ONE EXTRA TICKET FOR COMMENCEMENT. THE FIRST PERSON WHO RESPONDS TO THIS GETS IT.

Public Service Announcement ( Read more... )

( stolen from everyone on my friends page. you don't have to do this. )

YAY, IRISH FRANK THE GOAT!

Smoking at 15, taking black and white pictures on your digital camera at bad angles and being obsessed with chapstick does not make you an artist. That is all.