How would Matt look in a green wraparound?

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Captain "My What Big Teeth You Have" Kirk? (Link)

One time I made fun of Captain Kirk (the William Shatner variety) and that night, in my dreams, I was sitting on a park bench on one of those foam-rock planets making out with him. He was wearing the green wrap-around shirt. And I was really enjoying myself

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[rabbijeffty]

Hm. I wouldn't mind Damon as Kirk (Affleck as Spock, on the other hand, would probably cause me to boycott the film).

Sweet dreams ;-)

I guess it's good that I'm not a green-skinned, nymphomaniac beauty...

[singular_girl]

because I, for one, do NOT want to make out with Matt Damon. (Or Ben Affleck for that matter.)

Or, and while we are at it, you can keep William Shatner too. (But as for James Spader...well, I'd be willing to examine his legal briefs...so I'll take him off of your hands.)

I'm such a giving person...