Captain "My What Big Teeth You Have" Kirk? (Link) One time I made fun of Captain Kirk (the William Shatner variety) and that night, in my dreams, I was sitting on a park bench on one of those foam-rock planets making out with him. He was wearing the green wrap-around shirt. And I was really enjoying myself...
How does everyone feel about making out with Matt Damon? I for one am against it, which almost guarantees that I'll be inspecting his tonsils in dreamland sometime soon...