• Sun, 01:46: RT @ JennaFryer: #NASCAR @ jim_utter comes back from food room loudly asking "When did bacon become a snack food?"

• Mon, 18:16: RT @ wonderella: Reminder that Joker and Harley's relationship has lasted longer than Bieber has been alive.
• Mon, 19:59: We can count on one thing about this Boston attack: The Westboro Baptist Church will be asshats about it and say it's God's punishment.

• Thu, 16:23: RT @ katietiedrich: my strategy for giving a presentation is to talk real loud and try to scare the audience into thinking I'm doing a go ...

• Thu, 14:23: RT @ TheScienceGuy: It's Pi Day, as reckoned by month-firsters. Have a delicious 1, or 3.14th

• Mon, 05:11: Nothing is more delicious than watching Les Miz fans freak out because it didn't get Best Picture. Nothing.
• Mon, 05:13: And 2 makesure the other spelling gets it: Nothing is more delicious than watching Les Mis fans freak out because it didn't get Best Picture

• Sat, 20:20: RT @ willbuxton: I'll be honest. I found Malcolm McDowell's rendition of Singing in the Rain less disturbing than the garbage Robbie Will ...

• Sat, 05:17: This is now canon #luke #boomstick #starwars @ bluemilkspecial http://t.co/TQkGAAbHpo

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