It's been a while since I begged shamelessly for fic, right?

[kayliemalinza]

IF YOU WRITE THIS FIC FOR ME I'LL WRITE SOMETHING IN RETURN. Fingers crossed. I've been good about that lately! And I don't ask for much-- I'd probably be happy with two sentences. :D

From Hawtness.com: ORIGINAL PIC IS NOT WORKSAFE. It's a nekkid lady on a beach, although her arms are conveniently placed to prevent X-rated status

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This Doesn't Count

[rubynye]

Because we have guests tonight and I haven't time to write. But if I did:

"An admiral, a commodore and a captain walk into a bar," says Winona as she sits down beside Jim.

"And pull out baby pictures," Pike says, sitting down across from him.

Pike found an old data chip with pictures George and Winona sent him from their shoreleave on Risa before the Kelvin set out for its last deep space mission (they spent most of it with Sam, this was just a few days). "Was this when Jim was conceieved," Pike asks to fluster him, and Winona says, "No, that was while we were in the middle of repairs from X Klingon attack, this was two months before." Winona teases Pike about not ditching a command field seminar to join them, shows Jim the pic you showed us. Jim asks who the woman with the wine is, Winona says, "Some girl, can't remember her name. She tasted good, though," Jim says "there is not enough alcohol in the GALAXY" and hides his face while Pike and Winona cackle at him.

Dinnertime! *hits poist and runs*

Re: This Doesn't Count

[kayliemalinza]

MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS, ironically, is:

*hits poist and runs*

Because, see, it's not a typo: you're from BOSTON. >P

BUT ALSO I'm imagining Winona/Sombrero!Girl happening by accident when they drunkenly collided with each other and landed halfway on a towel and thought "Oh, horizontal, that's a good configuration for things."

Re: This Doesn't Count

[rubynye]

*grins at you*

My accent isn't THAT Bostonesey. Really. (I hope.)

And yeah, my Jim gets his hot pepper nature from Winona, so.

[stunt_muppet]

...I might have to write stories about both of those, because I demand an explanation for a naked lady in a sombrero carrying a bottle of wine.

It's a really impressive sombrero.

[kayliemalinza]

It's a really impressive sombrero.

For some reason, that sentence (and the various associations I have with you) made me think that Sombrero!Girl is a Time Lady. She has a fantastic aura of incongruity.

[anonymous]

Usually I just lurk around here (I'm creepy like that), but that photo was just too perfect. (Girl in sombrero notwithstanding

[kayliemalinza]

Eeeeee, this is so awesome! I loved this, especially the slight cynicism throughout (e.g. god forbid the public should be denied an opportunity to unload their chafing, overwrought sympathy on a page with a tasteful color scheme and ahahaha, 'Turd Polishers' indeed.) I really like the angle you took, contrasting the "official" but... inaccessible? deceptive? photos like George's Academy pic and the shot from the funeral with the candid Spring Break pic.

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This is just further evidence that all of my lurkers are awesome.

[kayliemalinza]

P.S. Did you want me to write you something in return??? Give me a prompt!

[re_white]

You are awesome.