Comments | kayliemalinza: I'm probably being a horrible, no-good, very bad person by posting this

kayliemalinza

I'm probably being a horrible, no-good, very bad person by posting this

Jul 23, 2009 04:39

Remember that mysteriously sexless NC17 Jack/Tosh/Ianto fic I keep teasing you guys about?

Well, here's the first 520 words. PG, no spoilers, set anywheres in S2 I suppose.

( Ebil teasing beneath the cut )

mysterious sexless nc-17 jack/tosh/ianto, fic: teaser, tw: jack/tosh/ianto, torchwood

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Why yes I am a random person you don't know. itcamefromjapan July 23 2009, 08:46:26 UTC

OH SHIT OH SHIT A+ IN AWESOME. :D

I don't even know where to begin, but...Tosh's delightful awkwardness? Jack's total unabashed nakedness? Ianto's "What is that...contraption?" (because really, how else could you describe such a thing)? All pitch-perfect.

You know, I've been meaning to add you for a while, as you are clearly made of win, but this just proves it. Friends?

Re: Why yes I am a random person you don't know. kayliemalinza July 23 2009, 08:52:44 UTC

Oh gosh, your comment subject just made me lol. I am very reticent in friending people, but that's just an effort to curtail my own procrastinatory habits rather than any sort of stand-offishness or unwillingness to joyfully lurk your journal. So feel free to friend me and randomly comment to your heart's delight; I do flocked posts maybe once every 4 months so really, you're not missing anything.

And thanks so much for this comment. I need all the encouragement I can get to just finish and post this thing after all this time. >>

Re: Why yes I am a random person you don't know. itcamefromjapan July 23 2009, 09:00:46 UTC

I completely understand re: friending, especially as a fellow procrastinator :).

And you're welcome. Good luck with finishing; I don't write fanfic, but I know how agonizing it can be to get those last little bits done, especially when you've got other shit on your plate. I await the awesome with bated breath!

annemjw July 23 2009, 10:06:51 UTC

Okay, you really are evil. I wants it!

I shall look forward to it instead, I suppose :)

kayliemalinza July 23 2009, 10:10:23 UTC

Wouldn't it be awful if it turned out I was LYING the whole time? >P

annemjw July 23 2009, 10:13:20 UTC

Don't even kid, lady. I have access to TWNZ's archives, and there are all sorts of fun things I could do. Like make you constantly blow bubbles with your nose! Ha!

order_of_chaos July 23 2009, 10:15:08 UTC

Hatred. Bitter, bitter hatred. What have we done to deserve such torment?

This --

Tosh's clean-cut presence is somehow complementary to the sharp lines of his skirting boards.

-- made me grin, and kept me grinning until I hit Unexpected Naked Jack, after which point I laughed the rest of the way.

Jack grins. "Toshiko invented a sex machine!" he says proudly.
"Of course she did," says Ianto.
aeskrgjnhew;riuhoeirgh!!!!!!!!!!*grin* ♥

She looks mortified so Ianto warms her with his softest smile.
Awwww :)

he pauses suddenly, hearing an unfamiliar clicking down the hallway. He turns, coat shrugged halfway off one shoulder, to see Toshiko coming from the shadows.
In another universe, this could have been the start of a moderately creepy horror!fic, and not a mysterious sexless threesome. It would have been almost exactly the same, Jaffa Cakes included, only Toshiko would have been dead.

kayliemalinza July 23 2009, 10:23:10 UTC

Hatred. Bitter, bitter hatred. What have we done to deserve such torment?
Maybe unrelated, but a few nights ago I dreamed that I was serving Karl Urban in a restaurant, and I needed him to help me with some NZ lingo because I was going to propose marriage to you. And then a squirrel died.

Not entirely sure what the significance of that dream was, but surely it deserves some torment.

aeskrgjnhew;riuhoeirgh!!!!!!!!!!*grin* ♥
BEST FEEDBACK EVER.

In another universe, this could have been the start of a moderately creepy horror!fic, and not a mysterious sexless threesome. It would have been almost exactly the same, Jaffa Cakes included, only Toshiko would have been dead.
.... Ok, um, I've got this glass jar on my mantle, right? And um, I was hoping I could put your brain in it. It'd make me very happy. :x

order_of_chaos July 23 2009, 10:54:13 UTC

Is squirrelian death generally considered egregious where you live, then? *contemplates possibilities of genre known as Urban Fantasy*
Offer me broadband chocolate and all the internet I can eat and I'm yours.

My brain? Would be delighted. Here you go - mind you don't drop it in transit :P

kayliemalinza July 25 2009, 07:35:10 UTC

*contemplates possibilities of genre known as Urban Fantasy*
Alright, that's it. Brain in the jar. Now, missy. >D

::CUDDLES CHAOS!BRAIN FOREVER::

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tawabids July 24 2009, 04:34:18 UTC

IS THERE A STRONGER WORD THAN "WIN" TO DESCRIBE THE WIN THAT THIS SNIPPET PROPHESISES?

That really didn't need to be in capslock, but I've been locked in my room for two days gorging on Torchwood fic, episodes and audiobooks, and it's mostly hard to turn off the capslock. Mostly.