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[kayla_d]

hi i got lost on the subway for a few days!!!!!!! i asked an old man where i was and he said to follow the yellow brick road. i think he was what dr phil would call special. i carry my mommy's favorite red lipstick with me wherever i go so i was safe. the monkey taught me how to pretend like it is a switchblade. he has such an imagination wowowo

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[michelle_nolan]

if i am having a baby i hope it is andrew mcmahon's, the guy not the cat. you are too young to look at flopping penises and god wouldn't approve of that, just keep calling everyone else sluts don't try to be one. that is elisha cuthbert's job remember

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[kayla_d]

but will you still want me?:"( jack is shy because he is jewish and waasn't circumcised so do not worry!@@ jesse lacey said i could play with elisha cuthbert's eyebrows.