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hi i got lost on the subway for a few days!!!!!!! i asked an old man where i was and he said to follow the yellow brick road. i think he was what dr phil would call special. i carry my mommy's favorite red lipstick with me wherever i go so i was safe. the monkey taught me how to pretend like it is a switchblade. he has such an imagination wowowo@!@ i was hoping andrew mcmahon would save me because he's such a good kitty but he didn't. he is still a good kitty though. i think my mommy is going have a baby soon. what if she doesn't want me anymore? at least i will still have jesse lacey ~sigh!@ the monkey says jesse lacey is a homo***ual but carson said that he is a metro**ual because he likes scarves. he even let me play jump rope with hsi favorite scarf. i love him. wehn the nypd finally found me and took me home, mommy read me a bedtime story about penises flopping left and right. andrew mcmahon fell asleep on my head. i have to say hi to my new friends clara and jack. dr phil says they do not exist but i think his eyesight just left when his hair did. i can see them jsut fine c u guys. i will update again as soon as jack lets me watch his penis flop left and right.
