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Exhaustion and Praise
Life is funny. Sometimes it’s funny in that it makes you want to kill yourself. Then sometimes it’s funny in that you can’t stop laughing. This whole day has been weird. Partly because I was up until midnight watching Lifetime and then had to get up at five a.m. to drive my folks to the airport, but it was mostly because it’s just one of those days ( Read more... ) -
Ashly is DEAD
...career-wise, that is. Dude, she is totally fired. And gone. She came in today and got her shit and she won’t be back. HA! I shouldn’t be so happy about it. I know it’s wrong to be so happy, but she totally deserved it. I just wished she could have been fired harder. Like…should have been forced to stand on the counter wearing a sign that read “ ( Read more... ) -
Randomness
Tonight at work a little girl kept singing, “Oh how I love Jesus, oh how I love Jesus, oh how I love Jesus” in that tuneless way that little kids do. It was cute at first, but then got really, really annoying.
I hate the cutting counter. I hate that I can’t cut straight to save m’ life. Fuck.
I hate harpsichord music. It sucks balls.
I wanna make ( Read more... ) -
I finally learned how to use YouTube!
I had a dream last night that I was an interior decorator and the couple I was shopping for wanted me to join them for a threesome. I became like… a sex expert or something. That was the hilarious part of the dream. The weird part was that Denise and I ended up in a Japanese restaurant where we were the only non-Japanese people there. Everyone was ( Read more... ) -
Jane Austen= Luv
I really do wish Mother Nature would make up her mind. Tuesday it’s almost 70 degrees and today it’s 30 (although it was nice being snuggled under my covers sleeping my life away and wearing my Homer slippers). I’m ready for the warmth, damnit. Especially since the heat is not working. At all.
My mother threw out my Chinese food and forced me to go ( Read more... ) -
Grr...Arg
I am… I have no idea how to finish that sentence. My mind keeps going back and forth, and just as I’ve decided, “This is it! My mind’s made up!” it changes again. There are so many things and people to consider. I want to please my parents and please myself, but our wants are diametrically opposed. They want me to settle down and grow up, and I ( Read more... ) -
Father = Pimp
I really hate that my dad knows the woman from the temp agency. I’m glad he got me in with her, but I hate that he works right next door to her and talks to her everyday. She offered me a job-a week long assignment fixing voting machines or some shit and my dad told her that I would accept it. And I told her that I wasn’t really feeling it. “It’s ( Read more... )
