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Yesterday me and Skarr got in a big ass fight, not with each other (for once), but with some little punk kids who were pretending to be a bunch of niggers. I got hit in the dick, so i can't molest grade schoolers for a few weeks. Talk about deprivation. Skarr got a bruised side and a knot on his head, because he's a pussy and can't hold off three ( Read more... )

OKAY WELL I DIDNT MEAN TO DELETE THE SPEW HERE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I DID ANYWAY, SO I GUESS IF YOU WANTED TO READ THIS CRAP YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK

This is Kauffy. Yesterday bit a premature preschool penis. Not only did I show up late for work, but I never got laundry done. I never got laundry done because Skarr ditched me on way to the laundromat. He peeled out like an asshole just as i was about to load my clothes in the trunk, and some little kids underwear went flying everywhere. He honked ( Read more... )

BTW FUCK YOU

HELLO FAGS, I HAVE RETURNED. ANYWAY. SOME FUCKIN HOMO SENT ME A PICTURE OF A CHILD WITH CAMEL TOE, AND I THANK THAT HOMO BECAUSE NOW I CAN LOOK AT MYSELF IN MY BATHROOM MIRROR ONCE AGAIN. IM MAKING THIS SHORT BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE AND IT DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND READING THE HOTBLOG ALL DAY LONG LIKE YOU MONGOLOID JEWS. ALSO WHY THE HELL ARE ALL MY ( Read more... )

WTF?! What are you trying to pull, I said! i see fagboy has been breaking in to my account again, because he is a loser, just like I said. Don't listen to him, he's fag bait at best. Well, stay tuned. i will be back to post more in a few hours, Lisa Garland's fatass is kicking me offline for the moment. Time to rape her son.

Hey, this is Skarr today. Kaufmann is out being a fag at the local gaybars. I see that fuckhead told a bunch of lies about me, let me get something straight. I have women on my fucking buddy list. This guy likes little boy's asses and crotches. I oughta wait til he's asleep, then bootstomp his crotch into DUBYA KETCHUP with my spiked boots. Another ( Read more... )

Fuck yeah, its Kauffy's Hotblog. Today I had a dream about monsters i have seen here in Silent Hill. Aren't monsters supposed to be terrifying? My dick got as big as a shoehorn, possibly larger, when i laid eyes on the so called "Missionary", which is named after my favorite sexual position to use when I drug a 6 year old up and tie their ankles ( Read more... )

Hello, boys and girls, yet another transmission from Kauffy's blog. That rhymes with log, much like the one in my jeans. It also rhymes with hotdog. *light bulb* You know what? This journal has a new name as of now ( Read more... )