KAUFFYS HOTBLOG
Fuck yeah, its Kauffy's Hotblog. Today I had a dream about monsters i have seen here in Silent Hill. Aren't monsters supposed to be terrifying? My dick got as big as a shoehorn, possibly larger, when i laid eyes on the so called "Missionary", which is named after my favorite sexual position to use when I drug a 6 year old up and tie their ankles behind their head. Mister missionary wears a mask and long rubber gloves, which is total sex. I could only imagine making my nephew put those on and lube them up, and shove his arm up my butt. Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if say a missionary or a nurse demon decided to just give you a handjob? If you read that and get hard, you are a perfectly normal human being, despite what those pesky head doctors may tell you.
Skarr isn't here to steal my keyboard away, as he is at Brookhaven again getting his head sewn back together. WAH WAH I GOT ABSCESS WAH WAH. Oh yeah, abscess! Abscess is for pussies. Try pissing out a fucking pine cone. I did that once when i had too much milk and pop to drink, but the weird thing is it turned me on. Theres nothing quite as stimulating as having a thorned rose stem pulled out of your weenis.
I hacked into Skarr's AIM user name and saw all the dumb faggots he talks to. There's a gay guy named CHAD, a skinny bi curious goth fag named EVANESENCE RULES and more gay men with names like ROCCO, TRAVIS, BERNIE, BART, BRANDON, and a perverted trucker named OTIS. He is a closet case, and has no women on his buddy list. I have tons of girls, most of their names are "BritneyisNEEtO", "SaraGrrl1994", "AmyRodeo108", "hasakongdong"....They talk funny, as if it is all automated response, but i know they want my cock. They send me boobie pics and i dont even have to say ASL/S2R. Skarr once said to me that they were all porn bots and i am a dumb nigger, but i know he is just jealous because he cant accept the fact he eats cock and cant even get laid by male prostitutes. I hope the surgeon at the hospital puts him under and fucks his face.
Oh yeah, he still hasnt noticed that i switched his medication with birth control pills, so i am going to swap his other bottle of Motrin with ex lax, viagra and rabbit pellets. Lets see how hardcore he is after that.
Skarr isn't here to steal my keyboard away, as he is at Brookhaven again getting his head sewn back together. WAH WAH I GOT ABSCESS WAH WAH. Oh yeah, abscess! Abscess is for pussies. Try pissing out a fucking pine cone. I did that once when i had too much milk and pop to drink, but the weird thing is it turned me on. Theres nothing quite as stimulating as having a thorned rose stem pulled out of your weenis.
I hacked into Skarr's AIM user name and saw all the dumb faggots he talks to. There's a gay guy named CHAD, a skinny bi curious goth fag named EVANESENCE RULES and more gay men with names like ROCCO, TRAVIS, BERNIE, BART, BRANDON, and a perverted trucker named OTIS. He is a closet case, and has no women on his buddy list. I have tons of girls, most of their names are "BritneyisNEEtO", "SaraGrrl1994", "AmyRodeo108", "hasakongdong"....They talk funny, as if it is all automated response, but i know they want my cock. They send me boobie pics and i dont even have to say ASL/S2R. Skarr once said to me that they were all porn bots and i am a dumb nigger, but i know he is just jealous because he cant accept the fact he eats cock and cant even get laid by male prostitutes. I hope the surgeon at the hospital puts him under and fucks his face.
Oh yeah, he still hasnt noticed that i switched his medication with birth control pills, so i am going to swap his other bottle of Motrin with ex lax, viagra and rabbit pellets. Lets see how hardcore he is after that.