The Dork Legacy 8.7
Since the beginning of Uni, Ritu has not been exhibiting any signs of win.
Mesmer: I guess, since no one's sleeping here, I'm going to take this spot.
Go right ahead honey. Go right ahead.
Ritu finally makes it to a bed...once her energy is maxed out.
Dervish: Zzzzzzfffzzzz...brilliantcat, babe, s'zat you? zzzz
Necro: Sooo, sis. We're growing up soon, you realise.
Necro: And, uh, since I won the heir poll? Yeah. Baby factory, HERE I COME.
Necro: Well, have to go now. Enjoy your breakfast, spare - er, I mean sis.
Dervish: YEAH WELL I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE A BABY FACTORY. SO THERE.
Repo Man: I'M HERE FOR YOUR STUFF. >D
Ritu: OMG THE REPO MAN!
Repo Man: OH MY GOD WHAT IS GROWING ON HER HEAD?!
Repo Man: Uh...maybe this is a better job for...uh...tomorrow.
Repo Man: Ugh...no...I can't keep procrastinating. I...better be brave.
WTF THE BED. THANKS, ASSHOLE.
Sighhh.
Dervish: That asshole stole our bed. I should really garrote him...but I can't be bothered right now.
ps guys - his name isn't Helio, I lied.
Poor Necro kept having nightmares, ALL NIGHT.
Necro: zzz, oh god, i have to make dean's list..!
Necro: NOO I GOT A C-!
Necro: Oh, thank god, just a dream...
Necro: Zzzzz, girlfriend...need to...make babies...
Necro: PETRONELLA NO!
Necro: Awww, that dream again. :(
Aww, she cut him deep.
Necro: Fuck this, I'm just gonna get up.
AH BUH DUH WHA?!?!
ELEMENTA. WHAT ABOUT YOUR SWEET ANGEL?
Elementa: I like Paquita here better.
Elementa: For now.
Elementa: Eh, changed my mind.
-.- FICKLE.
Ritualia: Look what I can do!
Cafeteria Man: Hey. Those are MY vodka bottles.
Ritualia: Whatever man, I'm gonna throw down some rhymes anyway. You be my backup dancer.
Ritu: All the people in the house know mah name is Green!
I like eating rotten food and I don't stay clean!
Ritu: I live with my homes in a dormitoRY
Here we don't eat nothin but cereal and chiLI!
Ritu: And the caf man he try to get me down
For throwing his vodka bottles around!
Ritu: Word up.
Elementa: Those rhymes are cash, Ritu - I mean, Green.
Dervish: Ugh, I'm getting out of here. You're all sheep.
Mascot: Actually, I'm a llama.
FINAL EXAM IN AN HOUR?! GASP!
Um, Necro? There may be more important things to attend to at the moment.
Necro: I am so much cooler than Ritu.
Dervish: I wonder who Elementa is going to end up with...
Giant Blue Hand: *pokes Elementa's picture in the cheek*
And it's time to move everyone back home.
Elementa: This is stupid. I only got to have TWO relationships in college and it's all ready over. :[
And thus begins a trend of very stylish (for the most part) clothing transitions.
Suddenly I regret not making you heir. :/
Hot Dormie: Where did all her hair go?
And thus ends uni, and thus begins Gen 9!
This update seem short to you? No worries, I am posting the Gen 9 Spares update concurrently, so you won't have long to wait!