The Dork Legacy Gen 9 Spares!
Because Ritu hadn't met anyone in college, and I couldn't find The Mullet, I decided to use the Find-A-Mate Ball. It produced this cool cat!
Ritu: Heyyyy, nice glasses!
Yami: Oooh, wow, thanks!
holy shit they match.
Yami: Nice, uh, everything!
Well, these two are getting along well. Time to check on the other spares.
Cat: Hmm. Marry a spare, huh? I guess I could go for that.
Cat: BESIDES, YOUR TITS ARE SMOKIIIIIN'!
Dervish: Hahaha, thanks!
Cat: No, seriously, they look great, can I touch them?
Dervish: OMG HAIL. I'LL BE SAFE UNDER HERE
Cat: ~~~this is so hot omg~~~
And to my great surprise, neither Angel nor Paquita were in Elementa's top five.
But Kingston (javabean_dreams) was!
Mesmer had the most attraction with Will Cullen...even with radioactive snot, apparently. >.>
They don't seem to get on as well as everyone else, though.
Er, wow, perhaps I spoke too soon! :/ Awkward!
Elementa: Thanks, but I'd really rather if you MARRIED ME.
Kingston: O_O
Kingston: NO I MUST NOT. I HAVE BEEN GYPSY CURSED TO HAVE MY FIRSTBORN LOOK LIKE DRUG-ADDLED ROBERT DOWNEY JR. I MUST NOT PERPETRATE THIS ON THE WORLD.
Mesmer: That sounds kind of hot, actually...
Ritu: I'm gonna go fix my hair.
Mesmer: I'm gonna have the sex!
Cat: This is definitely not the first time I've been naked in this legacy.
Dervish: Shut up and let's do it.
Okay, now that everyone's got a mate, it's time for the important part: makeovers!
So, I had TOTALLY forgotten that Dervish had alien eyes! But when I removed her contacts, BOOM, there they were! So I made her over to ~embrace her ancestry~. RIP Gizka.
Mesmer looks all grown-up, doesn't she?
I'm still not completely happy with Elementa's makeover. But oh well.
Ritu's makeover, which I only got the one shot of, is appropriately eye-blinding. XD
Cat gets a sexy butch-dyke makeover.
And apparently in here I lost some pictures...because the next one is:
A cute pre-conception shot of Elementa and Kingston!
Now, as I mentioned in my earlier entries, I'd originally done each spares update as an actual UPDATE. But...the pictures didn't save, or something. So I'm missing a lot. Now, to avoid having two families all-out photographed and documented and then JUST have pictures of the kids for the last ones, I'm giving you the short version of everyone.
Elementa: OH GOD BABY TIME.
Elementa: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, bondchick_nett, A BLACK BABY ON THE FIRST TRY!
Said black baby remains true to his father's gypsy curse...this is him as a TEEN. Better pictures and download links will follow.
Elementa: WHAT, MORE BABIES?! IT'S STILL THE SAME DAY!
Nicholas: Hey, chick in the green. Keep it down, I'm watching COPS.
Kingston: OMG DID THIS HAPPEN WHEN I KISSED HER?!
Nicholas: You can't tell me you weren't tappin' that fine ass.
Just to compare the two of them. Who is WHOSE son again? O.o
This is Ashley, one of the two twins.
And this is Juliet. The naming theme for the spares kids, btw, is "names from other people." These three were from Gashi, my boyfriend.
Onto Mesmer and Will, who also spend their first moments in the house woohooing. They didn't even get inside the house. This is the front inside porch.
Armagads he's so cute. I noticed with this picture, though, that he totes has the Bilbo Dork nose (though Nett attests that he is the child of the child of Bilbo...I think?). Very verrrry far-removed incest there.
And here is their first child, Nicodemus, as named by my friend Inki.
Now, since the rest of the pictures are all download pictures and closeups, I will take you straight to the downloads:
Download Nicholas Dork, son of Elementa and Kingston.
Download Ashley Dork, daughter of Elementa and Kingston.
Download Juliet Dork, daughter of Elementa and Kingston.
Download Nicodemus Dork, son of Mesmer and Will.
Download Michael Dork, son of Mesmer and Will. (I did not intend to give both their boys emo makeovers, btw)
Download Keenan Dork, eldest son of Ritualia and Yami.
Download Prince Dork, son of Ritualia and Yami.
Download Duke Dork, son of Ritualia and Yami.
Download Luther Dork, son of Dervish and Cat.
Download Leopoldo Dork, son of Dervish and Cat.
Download Elliot Dork, son of Dervish and Cat.
And there you have it! I must say I was shocked that Ritu had such adorable kids (though not so surprised that they're all boring. XD Guess it's genetic). I was also shocked by the OMG ALL BOYS aspect of this. Seriously, TWO GIRLS. TOTAL. THAT'S IT.
And lastly, a note about how they're packed: On each picture you'll see I've included a picture of the child as an adult, so you get an idea of what they'll look like. However, to promote diversity in your 'hoods (and not at all because I'm lazy XD), each of them is packaged as a child or teen (whichever they are in the closeup). They also come packed with their CC.
Enjoy!
Credit:
Kingston Ricchelou = simppl_life (javabean_dreams)
Cat Brilliant = brilliantcat
Will Cullen = fightocrime (bondchick_nett)