The Dork Legacy 8.0
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Henry: Goddammit, I don't want to go home. I like it here!
If you couldn't tell, it's graduation party time! Symphony? wtf r u doin?
Good witch showing up ~in style~!
It occurs to me that Henry's acquiantances/relatives are a motely bunch.
Why, no, I'm not at all thinking of having Henry be a witch...why would you ask?
Dot feels the need to stake her claim.
Symphony: Ooh, butterflies! Wait...did you guys just fall in love? Awww.
You can tell it was an awesome party, because I didn't take any more pictures of it.
YOU'RE A BLOCKHEAD, CHARLIE BROWN.
Aaaand right before she grows up, Harker has to go and piss off one of her crushes.
And then grow up badly. *facepalm*
Hey, come here and kick the football! I'll hold it for you!
Harker: Haha, she's totally gonna pull it away, dude.
O_O I think perhaps someone ought to contact the health department.
Inside, away from the lemonade that's been sitting out since their childhood, Henry gets a sexy makeover! He agrees!
OH WAIT NO, THAT'S JUST HIM FINDING HIS GREAT GREAT GREAT (idk how many 'greats', I've lost track) GRANDMOTHER HOT.
Harker's sexy makeover (ie, new clothes) is less eventful.
Oh. Uh. Okay.
So that's a nice way to spend your first three minutes back from college, I suppose.
Dude, GlaDos, pick one and stick with it.
This could potentially be a problem for future spouses. GLADOS, STOP (pre-emptively) RUINING MARRIAGES.
At least Harker is well-behaved.
Guys, I don't want to alarm you...but there are two men making out...
In what is easily the gayest closet in the whole house.
The entendre, I am dead from it.
Don't you have chores to do?
Aww, don't fuss, Harker! I'll get you a date!
Harker: He doesn't have to be great, just new.
Snakeskin Jacket Guy? That's who you have $5000 worth of attraction to?
Actually, I can kinda see it.
Too bad he didn't agree.
Harker: Over it all ready. I'll have another.
Chun-Li?! Actually in this hood her name is Miralen, but she is still naughtydolphin's FC3 founder.
Harker: Sooo...
Miralen: Yep...
Miralen: I live on Earth.
Harker: OMG, ME TOO!
Miralen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLANET YOU LIVE ON, BUT IT'S NOT ONE WHERE YOU CAN TOUCH ME.
Harker: But...I just said I live on -
Miralen: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
Geez.
Harker: Screw this. I need a drink.
Knock it off all ready!
So, at this point, I was getting tired of all the Maxis townies in the hood, and with the various glitches, I felt like it was time for a new one. So after a day or two of trying to find out why Pleasantview townies kept generating, and finally fixing the problem, I popped the Dorks in their nice clean hood, and set to play.
Silver Greene is a seriously awesome name. Also, note that I was trying out some different defaults, edits of Leh's Maxis Match set.
I moved Jaiden and Mina in with the heirs, so I could enjoy seeing babbies.
Q came with as well, conveniently marked as Henry's MOM so they would no longer have three bolts.
I let Moriarty come, too, because I liked the look of him.
Gosh darn that S1 is pale.
UM OKAY BEST GYPSY NAME EVER!
This is a different lot, where I moved Dot in so we could generate townies!
I made the mistake of generating Downtownies, and ended up not only with all Maxis people, but lots of clones. So I killed them. Luckily, most of them had the day off, anyway.
Guess who decided to linger outside Dot's house during the death and destruction?
Back at home, it was time to go lady-hunting. Because while his LTW is now Become Visionary, he still needs a spouse.
Or two.
Scary bartender is...kind of cool, actually.
I suspect this townie is trying to hint at something. Or he's just a big fan of my work.
Henry: Hmmm. Who's here that's as pretty as me?
He liked this girl, but I found her boring.
Henry: You never let me do anything.
Oh shush.
I then "let" him go home.
Aaaand then I decided I was unhappy with the whole situation, and glitches be damned, and brought back the old 'hood.
Apparently a day or two in the recycle bin was a harrowing experience for Alana.
There's still this to contend with, though.
But we'll worry about that later. For now, let's work on that LTW.
Gypsy: This looks like Monopoly money.
Henry: No, it's Canadian. Do you want my business or not?
Ding dong, the witch is dead?
Eesh. I kind of wish.
Fun fact: I married her into my first legacy. She was a lot hotter when my graphics were crappy.
I used to love this animation, but it's really getting old now. But it remains my favorite way to satisfy the "talk to ___" want.
GlaDos: Cheap whore.
MOAR PILLOW BOOBS.
To shake off some of the ugly that Henry may have gotten on himself, he went out to the grocery store to get some nookie.
This is Ella Dork, one of Rimmer's children. I'd forgotten how immensely pretty she was.
Ella: Speaking of immensely pretty...
Henry: Where's all the ladies at?
Prom Queen: Over here, stud!
Ella: Hey! Nice elf ears! They match mine! We should totally hang out some time! And by hang out I mean please have sex with me.
Estella (I think) here is the only woman on Henry's mind, though. For now.
here i got you a rose it is delicate like your beauty blah blah
Elsewhere, Ella endears herself to me by pranking EVERYONE, including Ramp (not Road, as I always call him) Narrows.
Ella: BITCH. That should be me!
I C U THAR, ISAAC SPICOLI.
I think this is Estella.
This random girl is Abigail.
I think this one was with her.
Ella receives her just desserts. Whatever that means.
Oh ACR, you never let me down.
Ella: Haha, you can't get me, you wuss!
Henry: Wanna bet?
Ella: Dammit!
...It's probably wrong that I actually find these two kind of adorable together.
Henry has the water balloon fight skills.
And to escape the mad throng of people that are irresistably drawn to him at all times, Henry goes home.
Mob: BYE HENRY THANKS FOR VISITING SEE YOU NEXT TIME CALL ME SOMETIME BABY.
Henry: Yeah, see you guys. It was nice having sex with most of you.
You know, if GlaDos could have babies, then I'd say fine. But she can't. So stop it.
Dieter: That woman doesn't smell right! I don't like her!
I don't like her either, Dieter. Henry's date from earlier was still hanging out at the house when he got home, so I tried making her over. It...didn't work.
April: I bet everyone can't wait to eat this delicious chili.
Dude, it's rancid. The Dorks are obviously not used to my food-keeps-forever hack being out of the Downloads folder. :P
Shortly thereafter, Athena invited Henry out. I said sure, why not.
Harker: Can I go?
No.
But, uh, Athena was the only one who came with on the "outing".
Henry: First things first!
Athena: I think his skin would look perfect on my wall.
Henry: Oooh is that a pinball machine?
I'm not sure why I took this picture. But that is a red heart you see up there.
I haven't been keeping count of conquests, either. I figure I'll know when I get there.
Yeah. Such a fun group of people. You, Henry, and your other personalities, maybe?
OH HALE NO.
All the bitches witches love Henry.
So do the vampires.
Aww, he cares.
Harker still rocks at pool.
*sneaks a peek down her nightie*
Seriously, I am so not as good at pool as she is. :(
Harker: Sweet! I should do this for a living!
Dieter: What's happening? Does this creature want to be friends?
Dieter: OH UGH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Dieter: BLEH BLEH PLECH EW EW EWWWW
Skunk: Heh heh heh.
I swear, I look away for a second...
No, seriously, watch:
Hi Alana! How's life? Enjoying the barre?
THIS IS THEM IN BED. AGAIN. RIGHT AFTER FINISHING THE DEED. ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN.
I hope you can keep up, Henry. I mean, geez.
Harker: I understand you like boning my cousin and all, but don't you have some cleaning to do?
GlaDos: Oh! Affirmative! Pardon me, it must have slipped my circuits.
I bet.
Harker is insanely neat, and has essentially replaced GlaDos as the maid for the most part.
I was really tired of Gizka's everyday wear. Also, dark picture is dark.
You know, there are other bathtubs that AREN'T in use.
Trenton: WOO PROMOTION I LOVE WHALES.
Trenton: But I hate that fucker, Clive.
You were just making out with him earlier in the update!
Anyway, I sent Henry downtown again, for the usual reason.
WHY LOOK, IT IS ME, lacking eyebrows.
I have good taste.
Hey, you know what, buddy? No one likes you anyway.
I apparently hate actually looking like myself, because I "BLECH"'d my new makeover.
Despite giving me an "eh" earlier, Henry and my self sim have THREE BOLTS. I mean, so do most other girls. BUT HE LIKES ME, GUYS.
(I think marrying him to me is about as bad as marrying him to a distant relative).
Katu: You got me a rose? That's lovely!
Katu: Awww, thanks! But next time you can just get me a potted plant, that way you don't have to kill the flowers!
Henry: So, I was thinking, you and me...maybe you'd want to go on a date?
Katu: Tee hee, sure!
This is the first want I rolled. Whoa there, Katu. Let's not get too hasty.
Also, note that popup? A second after the date thing popped up, it ended.
Katu: Oh, gee, sorry, I forgot I have to wash my hair! Maybe later!
DUDE AM I SERIOUSLY PLAYING HARD TO GET WTFFFFF.
ALSO SINCE WHEN AM I A FINGER GUNNER I AM SHY.
After ~the beauty that is me~ I guess all other girls are repulsive to him. He only wants the girl he can't have!
Well, her and the girls he can have.
Upon arriving home, he rolled this want. Awww. O.o
Henry: Why, what's this?
Henry: A love letter! For me?!
Actually, it wasn't for him. Or at least, it didn't end up in his inventory. idk.
Not gonna lie. I summoned myself to the lot. BUT, it was so I could mess with my personality (I AM NOT A FINGERGUNNER). This was all Henry's idea.
As was this. So, while I am loathe to piss everyone off by giving my self-sim more screen time (and more Henry time, lol), I went with it.
CUZ IT'S MY GAME, NYAH.
Man, my mouth is tiny.
Oh, I am so ~romantic~. But it's three in the afternoon. I don't think it's time for mood lighting yet. Maybe I'm just a pyro.
Henry: Me? :)
Um. Yes?
Katu: Hahaha, omg, I hate being tickled, don't ever do that again! *plusplus*
Henry: You look ravishing in that sweater vest, darling. Care to dance?
Katu: Huh? Me? Really?
Katu: *cautiously gets a crush*
Katu: *IMMEDIATELY HAS HEART BROKEN*
OMG HENRY HOW COULD YOU LEAD ME ON LIKE THAT? YOU CAD! YOU SCOUNDREL! YOU...YOU...YOU JERK!
Katu: This is really nice. No one's ever asked me to dance before!
Henry: *mind is elsewhere*
And rather than end on that terribly sad note (FOR ME, ANYWAY), I will instead end with the loading screen of Trenton Poutiness!
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So, that's that! Some of you may have noticed the pictures are a different size, now. I am playing with size/quality/etc to try and get a happy medium between quality and filesize. I may make the pictures a teeny bit smaller so I can keep the quality higher and still have 50-60kb pictures. I would love opinions on the changes so far.
And I still haven't decided on a spouse for Henry. I'll see if he sticks with the Symphony thing, but to be honest I'd much rather he ended up with Dot or Polom/na. Or Ella. Or me (lol)! So, yeah. >.> Additionally, I'll be focusing more on Harker once I get Henry's LTW out of the way. They're both just too intensive to do concurrently.