The Dork Legacy 7.8
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The Dorks love to match their surroundings. Even when they're naturally born a different colour. Also, A+ suntan gear, Tom.
Dude, sunblock won't help you now.
ALSO YOU DO NOT NEED A TAN, YOU ARE INDIGO.
At some point Q rolled the want to Slap Dance. So I let her. Since then, at least one person has been doing it constantly ever since.
Occasionally the Dorks have some family bonding. Here is Edward, sucking up to his mom.
And here's Nemo, getting an unnecessary tan with his aunt.
And here's Dorian, growing up!
Nemo soon follows suit (you'll note that until the kids go to college, all hair looks wonky like this. I know not the cause).
Here's (a)Dorian(ble) after his makeover.
And Nemo after his!
DO YOU SEE THIS MAN? DO YOU SEE HIM?
WELL HE IS GALADRIEL, LADY OF THE WOODS.
HE IS ALSO A LIAR.
While we're discussing homosexuality, here are Nemo's shoes.
And here is Dorian's (heterosexual) first kiss.
Sorry, did I say heterosexual? I meant...uh...bisexual.
But he's happy, that's all that matters.
And she cleans up all right.
YESS I finally caught an autonomous hug! XD
I think losing all those fights to Q is getting to Trenton.
April seems unfazed, however.
April: No, I am NOT on fire! DON'T call the fire dept!
Q: I suppose you're at least not as pale as that useless wife of yours.
April: See, that I agree with. *BEST FRIENDS*
Slowly working his way to that LTW. One day, my friends. One day.
Nemo agrees with my opinion on his looks.
FGSDRFUIER;
GHERUFDKFJSDKL I think he just wants to STAY pink. FAG.
ALSO FAG.
(ps i love teh gays plz don't secret me)
OH FOR THE LOVE OF -
Gizka: Okay, what the hell is this pink shit on my skin?!
Trenton: I don't think I want to ask her to have sex anymore...
Those towels are getting deleted.
Are you ready for massive teen + ya spam? Cuz it's coming up:
Henry!
Tom!
Mina! Who awesomely transitioned into the curvy-teen pajamas!
And Janeway Syndrome!
Edward is overjoyed to finally grow out of his gappy teeth.
And into a green shirt!
Moriarty!
Harker!
I know it's impressive, Henry, but don't stare at your sister's ass.
AND due to popular vote suggesting that I at least do a little uni, I shipped everyone off immediately (sry), and here is my favourite cutscene!
Henry: Uh, Captain Ahab? Where are we?
Trenton: This is your new school. And I'm your dad.
Henry: WHAAAAAAAAT?!
They're both so cute! And look! Elf ears!
Oh this is some total fashion win right here.
Zombie streaker: there's one in every generation.
Trenton: OH my delicate sensibilities!
Henry: OH my adolescent male libido!
Here's YA!Edward. Very cute, dear, but not attending uni.
This is Fin, Trenton's alien baby. I love his face, but also not coming along for the ride.
This is Harker, who I find unbearably pretty, and who is DEFINITELY getting a shot at heir.
Mina, who has had her place guaranteed in the heir race since she was born.
Moriarty, who is really really attractive, and who I waffled over for quite some time, but who is unfortunately not attending due to his funny eye creases. (SHALLOW, WHO ME?)
Nemo, also quite good-looking, but still not in the heir race.
This is Rodney, who is easily one of the best-looking Dorks this gen, but as he is the son of Trenton and Clive, is not even eligible for heir.
(BUT HE ALMOST TALKED ME INTO IT WITH THE SALAZAR SLYTHERIN GETUP)
Tom, who I find laughably adorable, but who is not coming.
The one whose name I always forget, who is for obvious reasons not coming (he's Rodney's brother).
This is Dorian! Dorian, my love, what happened to your NOSE?!
AND THIS. THIS IS HENRY. I am seriously blown away by his perfection. He is Isaac Spicoli amounts of perfect. I must download a Model career for when he grows up and is probably heir.
Here's everyone going to claim their rooms.
What's that, you say? Who is the one with the bad growing up memory?
IT'S JAIDENNNNNN. He's coming with because I loff him.
His first attempt at hugging Mina, however, didn't turn out amazingly well. Aww. :(
Speaking of, here are some makeovers:
This is Harker! She rolled Pleasure, and her LTW is to have 50 first dates (thank GOD it's not dream dates).
Henry is a Romance sim. He wants to do 20 ladies.
Jaiden is a Popularity sim, with a LTW I do not remember.
Mina is a Fortune sim. She probably wants to own 5 top level businesses or something, idk.
Mina: Congrats on finally trimming your eyebrows a little!
Harker: *glows*
Moriarty gets a sexy makeover before getting sent away to a different dorm.
I...uh, guess I like that hairstyle.
But enough of makeover spam, it's COLLEGE TIME.
Mina: Fuck yeah, college!
Harker: Fuck yeah, college!
Henry: Fuck yeah, scrambled eggs!
Dear dormie, as pretty as your template 1 face is, I do not have those eyes in my game, which means one thing: that your eyes have been deleted.
Unfortunately, this means you must die.
Henry: She could have been my girlfriend...
No, she couldn't have. You guys aren't having eyeless babies.
Mina: *a little tipsy* Jesus, this dorm is filthy! Who the hell is supposed to clean up around here?
Just so you know.
Jaiden finally seems to get a hang of wooing Mina.
Because he keeps doing it.
All the time.
What a lovely sentiment.
But first things first, guys.
Okay, NOW for the magical moment of your first kiss ever.
Microwave: Hay guise, hope I'm not interrupting a romantic cutscene or anything.
Henry: Someone was kissing in this bed.
Jaiden auditions for a particularly embarassing scene in The Watchmen.
He's thrilled to hear that he's being considered for the part of Nite Owl.
And then furious when they deny him the part because his eyebrows don't match his hair.
Harker: Can I do something now? Or are you just going to take another ten pictures of Henry in the shower?
No, that's for later. Fine, go get yourself a date.
Harker: So can I get all fifty at once? Possibly?
Harker being excited spam:
UH WAIT
HOLD UP
IS THAT...ROAD NARROWS?
Road: I'm back, bitches.
Dormie: That guy is wearing a lot of makeup.
Road: It's TASTEFUL GOTH, OKAY.
Apparently Shawn here (who IIRC was April's boyfriend last time around) thinks that during a date with another guy is the best time to hit on your one-bolter.
Road: I don't like tickling. Or dates. Or you.
So Harker ended the date. Whatever! It's just 50 FIRST dates.
Harker immediately tries to start in on the second...and fails.
Meanwhile, these two, despite only having a bolt of attraction, are all over each other.
They even go to sleep in the same bed! *squees*
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR SOME SERIOUSLY ADORABLE PICTURES.
YOU BETTER BE.
CUZ HERE THEY ARE.
Jaiden: I...wonder if she'd let me hold her?
Jaiden: Hey. *hopeful eyes*
AWWWWWW.
And let's end this update with a shot of Henry in the shower (one of ten):
Magazine-ad worthy, yes? XD
Well, that is the end of this update! Next update reveals that my neighborhood is still totally screwed! XD
AND OMG YOU GUYS. I SO do not want to double heir again. But I SO WANT both Harker and Henry for heir! wat i do?