The Potts Legacy 1.7
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Vlad and Juliette amuse themselves outside. Seriously, no one's gone into aspirational failure yet!
However, I can finally add another instance of self-wetting! *cha ching*
Isobel: Mom, what are you doing?
Chun Li: Shut up and get out of here! I need to take a shower!
Isobel: Hold on, mother dearest, allow me to clean this for you.
Me: *terrified*
...
...I'm almost positive that's not physically possible.
Dude, carbs are delicious!
Sweet!
IT'S HAPPY HEADMASTER TIME GUYS.
And it's also Emily's birthday! Nice outfit, dearie.
Emily: Oh yeaaaah, I'm a witch, huh?
I forget too, darling, don't worry.
The headmaster approves of girlfight.
Emily doesn't, though. that was the last straw.
Emily: *unloves*
Chun Li: GODDAMIT AND MY WRIST HURTS.
Protip: If your wrist hurts, it may be time to cut down on smacking bitches?
Emily: I didn't like that much.
She gets a fierce-ass makeover.
AND YES, SECRET MAKER, I think that FIERCE IS AN EXCELLENT TERM FOR EMILY. XD
Chun Li: *worry worry*
HOT DAMN GUYS. MAKE YOUR HEADMASTER SOME OMELETTES.
Seriously, Lobster normally gets me 40 points, tops.
Also, how did their dinky-ass house get 51 tour points?
Needless to say, the visit is a success. YOU BET I GOT ALL FOUR KIDS IN MY ISBI GOIN' TO PRIVATE SCHOOL.
I also have Juliette aging up in a door!
She gets a funky makeover! Because I like these clothes. And also because without them, SHE IS IDENTICAL TO HER MOTHER (Chun Li) IN EVERY WAY. Which sadly means she is unlikely to be heir. Sry guise. D:
In the meantime, though, check out these sweet threads!
Emily: You know, I'm not going to live much longer. You should forgive me now.
Your words may be heartless, Emily, but I know what you're really thinking.
Emily: Chun Li, you've always been the only woman for me.
Emily: Look, this doesn't come easily to me, okay? Are you still mad, or not?
Chun Li: A little. But I love you, too, Emily.
Chun Li: YOU SPUTID WHORE.
Chun Li: How DARE you apologize after what you did?!
Emily: FINE. BE THAT WAY.
Oh this isn't going well at all, is it.
Chun Li: D8
Emily: >D
Juliette: Oh I love colours and pandas and kittens! <3 *dance dance*
She also loves Red Hands. Who doesn't? (me)
Emily: You're too good at this. I need to buy you a Wii so you can rot out your brain.
Best old lady pajamas ever?
THEY ARE FIERCE. BECAUSE THEY ARE LEOPARD PRINT AND LEOPARDS ARE FIERCE CREATURES. OKAY, SECRET MAKER? :P
Emily doesn't give a shit what other people think. Hire him!
Yeah well screw you too.
Juliette: I love homework!
As much as the schoolgirl look suited Isobel, I decided to give her a slightly more Romance-sim makeover (that skirt doesn't go past the bottom of the shot).
This is Fabienne Selzinski! Guess who made her. :P
Ow, my eyes. D:
SWEET. WE ARE SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT.
Like I said, exactly like Chun Li in every way.
You didn't think we'd go a whole update without smustling, did you?
HORGLE HORGLE HORGLE.
Dog: Okay, wtf, it's been like 14 hours.
I know dude. I know.
Emily takes the day off to get some skill points...but wouldn't you know, she's self-employed!
Man, I wish I could do that.
She's such a cute eccentric little old witch!
Now while I totally prefer the cello, Juliette totally strikes me as ska-loving. So trumpet it is.
Success!
Vlad's a square.
I still hate that freaking teacher, though.
Juliette: I love today's homework even more than yesterday's!
Girl, you are worrying me a little.
NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH.
(sorry guys, i think i quoted that line for like the next ten days after i read it)
And now, a coworker who has Willoughby's face template, but reminds me unnervingly of early GlaDos Dork. Her name is Charlie Phillops, which is pretty awesome.
If you run the Education system, then why are you carpooling home with a military scientist?
No comment.
Yay! Kitchen extension! Isn't it marvellous?
Nikolai: And now for a magic trick...
Nikolai: When I jam my entire cheeseburger down the broken drain...
Nikolai: It fixes the sink!
O.o! I did NOT know that!
I'm not sending Emily back to work until she's got the skill points to get promoted...I'm terrified of chance cards!
She loves calling in, however.
It never ends.
Not even a modest Balrog can resist the temptation.
At least they're getting along!
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 7
Self-Wetting: 7
Repo-Man Visits: 0
Fires: 1
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0
That's all for this week! Next week, Nikolai hits teenhood, Vlad gets some romance, and maybe something crazy will happen.
Maybe. >.>