Tenth on the Blood Liar [phone]

[katto_katto]

I heard about something interesting on these lines. Apparently, someone was bitten by a vampire, and she received several different answers as to what they effect were

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[ladysawsaw]

Th' hell do you want now, you melodramatic idiot?

[katto_katto]

Oh, I'm sure you'll enjoy this.

How would you like to cause mayhem. For the sake of information, of course.

[ladysawsaw]

Oh, look who's gotten all up in the ideas. Tch, fine. Fine, why th' fuck not. I ain't got anythin' better t' do.

So, what's this brilliant plan? Because if it's somethin' retarded like "finding out the next schedule of goddamn Shakesperes," I'm going to kick you, yeah?

[katto_katto]

Oh nothing like that.

This town places...limits on us. Not just in terms of our abilities, but on just what we can do and can't.

I'd like help in testing those limits.

[hopping_mad]

A proposition, huh?

[katto_katto]

An experiment, if you will.

[hopping_mad]

So why are you contacting me about it?

[katto_katto]

Because I think you're the sort to enjoy it.

How does causing mayhem and havoc sound?

[lifeofavarice]

Listening.

[katto_katto]

How would you like to participate in an experiment?

[doc_furcoat]

I can tell ya what my idea of one isn't. 'Is name is Conrad and he's the worst vampire ever. Period.

[katto_katto]

Oh really? How so?

[doc_furcoat]

If ya didn't catch his pathetic grovellin' bit 'bout bein' sorry fer feedin' on people, then ya missed out on gold. He hates the idea of eatin' like he's suppose ta, and can't do a damn thing worth while.

Change into a bat? Nah. Utilize her super speed and strength? [A snort.] He's all kinds a pathetic.

At least he don't sparkle.

[katto_katto]

I have. He seems like a fool that just happens to need to suck blood. A pathetic excuse for the term of vampire.

...why would they sparkle?

[makemebreakfast]

Pretty rare to hear you on the phone.

I hope you're behaving yourself.

[katto_katto]

This town provides enough entertainment.

[makemebreakfast]

Mmhmm.

Just don't do anything stupid.

[katto_katto]

I could say the same for you.