Some days, it's very hard to hold my tongue at work.

The facts are this:

1. I was on vacation from 1 September through 6 September.
   
2. I just returned to the office today, ergo....
   
3. ...I am just now accessing email from when I was out.

Yet somehow, disregarding the fact that I sent out an email on 29 August stating all of the above, nearly every faculty ( Read more... )

Why the hell did you have to visit me so much today ( Read more... )

Quick show of hands: who thinks plagiarism is awesome or no big deal?

*waits*

Okay. Now, mainly TF-folks but you non-TF folks can play too, I'm gonna post you two links. The first is chapter two of my friend anonfirefly's fic "Genderbending: Decepticon Style."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4936727/2/Genderbending_Decepticon_StyleThe second link is a story ( Read more... )

Because you are all stupid, panicky sheep, I have no gas in my car although normally this is the day I get fuel because, hey! pay day.

But now, because of your panicking that zomgsors gas is gonna go up in price, I have a giant paperweight in my fucking driveway.

You can all of you kiss my lily white ass. I'll be handing out ass-whuppings Monday.