Comments | kato9tales: If you can't say anything nice . . .

kato9tales

If you can't say anything nice . . .

Jun 03, 2006 19:43

So I posted to my OkCupid journal again, out of boredom, and the desperate attempt to hide just how much I update. (I actually type fast. It's not like I'm spending hours on these things. Really ( Read more... )

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suzygolightly67 June 4 2006, 15:02:54 UTC

I just read that comment and that guys a jerk. On a side note tomorrow, the woman I co-organize the Chicago pug meetups with met her husband on the internet. They've been together 3 years. He's overweight, slicks his hair back with some oily product and is a pest exterminator for all of the Starbucks in the city. But, he's a really nice guy. Also, FYI, my husband is a salesman, the unholiest of all of the unholy trinities. But, I think lawyers are also on the unholy trinity list too.

kato9tales June 4 2006, 15:08:39 UTC

Darling, if we're not on the unholy trinity list, it's because we wrote it ourselves. That would be the only reason.

The dude has some serious issues, to be sure. I can't imagine any self respecting woman dating someone who specifically stated "no fat chicks" in his profile. Dear god.

suzygolightly67 June 4 2006, 15:34:14 UTC

Good point on the onholy trinity list. Also, my comment made no sense where I threw in that tomorrow in my explanation of my friends who met on the internet. Think maybe I am preoccupied with tomorrow being that I am going back to work? He mentioned weight several times...his friends are thin, family is thin, ex girlfriends are thin. Ok, gotcha. I feel like creating a fake profile to attract him and then deal breaking him for one of his fatal flaws. =(

kato9tales June 4 2006, 15:41:35 UTC

In response to his insanity, I applied The Strategy of Niceness. As in, when someone's a total asshole, they expect you to get up in arms. They don't expect you to be nice about it. This makes them look like an even bigger asshole.

You could pretend to be sasquatch. Hairiness is also a Dealbreaker for him.

It seemed as though he was going to be a doctor. I'm sure his bedside manner is going to be just terrific.

Maybe they'll finally get you a computer at work. :) The first couple of weeks at a new job are always super stressful. You want to make a really good impression, but you feel like a clueless moron. I'm sure you're doing great and everyone will love you and find you wonderfully charming!

Yeah. anonymous September 24 2010, 01:01:29 UTC

Yeah, you sound like you'd be a fat, hairy chick.