If you can't say anything nice . . .
So I posted to my OkCupid journal again, out of boredom, and the desperate attempt to hide just how much I update. (I actually type fast. It's not like I'm spending hours on these things. Really.)
In response to one of my posts, the one in which I said my deal breakers were 1) bathing and 2) being extremely pro-choice, the dude writes that what would be fabulous would be if I got my head out of my colon.
I checked out his profile. In essence: no fat, hairy chicks looking for a sugar daddy.
This show the whole problem with lists. You always leave out something important. Number 3) is, of course, don't be an asshole.
In response to one of my posts, the one in which I said my deal breakers were 1) bathing and 2) being extremely pro-choice, the dude writes that what would be fabulous would be if I got my head out of my colon.
I checked out his profile. In essence: no fat, hairy chicks looking for a sugar daddy.
This show the whole problem with lists. You always leave out something important. Number 3) is, of course, don't be an asshole.