I found a big, ugly, disgusting brown spider in my galley today. I stared at it in frozen horror. Then enlisted one of my top-tier frequent fliers from the first row to smash it for me. /o\ Yes, I'm really that pathetically lame. *shudders* *shameface* /o
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accidentally taken off the shelf
before the expiration date.
I came back as a bag of groceries
accidentally taken off the shelf
before the date stamped on myself.
Did a large procession wave their torches
as my head fell in the basket,
and was everybody dancing on the casket?
Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't
done anything that I want,
or I'm still alive, and there's nothing I want to do.
Someday we'll meet and sing the entire Flood album all the way through...
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And the coke thing cracked me up XD;;; Good thing it was his son, hahahaa.
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Oh my word, it was so weird. I must have looked horrified!
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