A Golden Afternoon of Weirdness ...
I found a big, ugly, disgusting brown spider in my galley today. I stared at it in frozen horror. Then enlisted one of my top-tier frequent fliers from the first row to smash it for me. /o\ Yes, I'm really that pathetically lame. *shudders* *shameface* /o\
This guy ordered a jack and coke. On my way back through I asked if he needed any more ice in it, because it was pretty melty. He reached across the aisle, grabbed the empty coke cup of the sleeping guy over there, and dumped the ice in his drink. I just stared in shock trying not to scream EWWWWWW!!!! Long awkward pause before the guy told me that sleeping guy was his son. (I hadn't seen them exchange two words the whole flight so I'd had no clue!) Still ewww, but not quite as horrifying!
Boyfriend got They Might Be Giants in my head so I had
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople ...
and on and on running through my brain for three entire flights.
*shakes head*
Today was strange. I'm going to bed!
*falls asleep*
This guy ordered a jack and coke. On my way back through I asked if he needed any more ice in it, because it was pretty melty. He reached across the aisle, grabbed the empty coke cup of the sleeping guy over there, and dumped the ice in his drink. I just stared in shock trying not to scream EWWWWWW!!!! Long awkward pause before the guy told me that sleeping guy was his son. (I hadn't seen them exchange two words the whole flight so I'd had no clue!) Still ewww, but not quite as horrifying!
Boyfriend got They Might Be Giants in my head so I had
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople ...
and on and on running through my brain for three entire flights.
*shakes head*
Today was strange. I'm going to bed!
*falls asleep*