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[katjeluna]

so, last night, my rommate joel and i went to a somewhat lame birthday party at the home of my friend kristina's boyfriend (my friend kristina also being joel's ex-girlfriend). was that complicated? i can't tell. anyway, i have absolutely no tolerance for alcohol anymore, even though i have been drinking more than usual lately, so i had a drink

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[greyseal]

Hahahaha, if THAT amount of alcohol means you have "absolutely no tolerance" then I don't know WHAT you'd call my tolerance.

That combination and amount of drinks would have knocked me on my ass, no question.

[katjeluna]

haha yeah...
and it certainly knocked me on my ass, so there ya go!

[greyseal]

at least it's a nice ass

[katjeluna]

ha thanks.

biggest crock of shit ever.

[richard_redding]

is it just me or are fortune cookies the biggest sham ever. one would imagine that on simple name implication alone, the paper in that crunchy shell of wonder would contain an actual fortune or prediction of the future, not some half-assumed observation. and you know what else, the cookie isn't even all that good. man the chinese food service industry really needs to get its ass in gear. all i'm saying is that when i crack into a cookie, expecting a "FORTUNE" i better goddamn well get something relating to an unforeseen event or possible turn of events, or the like. how could a fortune reader feed her kids if all she told her clientele was the color of their shoes, or that their palms are sweaty.

Re: biggest crock of shit ever.

[richard_redding]

(there needs to be a question mark at the end. i don't want the grammar nazi making fun of me.)

Re: biggest crock of shit ever.

[katjeluna]

heh.
i am SO not a nazi
:(
just...careful. and somewhat obsessive...
i like fortune cookies as far as their taste goes.
but the fortunes have definitely gone downhill.