World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[katiemorris]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, travelling, drank martinis and wine, ate lots of chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

Comments

[widget_alley]

I love it.

[avus]

And you said you couldn't write. Lies, all lies!