( Things I learned from Movies - very funny and SO true )

( Metaphors from Student Essays )

( Air traffic control conversations - very funny )

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, travelling, drank martinis and wine, ate lots of chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what  happened?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on  my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man  came creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you ( Read more... )