I honestly can not stop laughing. I think something's wrong with me.

[katieliz]

When I'm all alone in my living room at 2:30 a.m. and I hear noises my first thought is "oh no, someone's breaking in!"

After I turn my head, my second thought is "oh god, the tree is falling on the cat!" (True story. She is not happy.)

So I wake up my mother and we put the tree right-side up again.

mom: It's not centered on the plastic

Comments

[zepooka]

Please leave your tree up until December 30th so that I can come over and discreetly knock it every which way for shits (everyone else) and giggles (me).