My mother, it should be noted, doesn't really use the internet, so has no idea why this is funny ( Read more... )

When I'm all alone in my living room at 2:30 a.m. and I hear noises my first thought is "oh no, someone's breaking in!"

After I turn my head, my second thought is "oh god, the tree is falling on the cat!" (True story. She is not happy.)

So I wake up my mother and we put the tree right-side up again.

mom: It's not centered on the plastic ( Read more... )

Cow, the townhouse cat, was meowing and carrying on like she was about to drop dead of starvation at any moment. I know that this is an act of hers, for I know that she gets fed on a regular basis. Hell, she probably gets fed more often than Chewie, my house cat, does ( Read more... )