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"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down."

- David Brent, The Office (U.K.)

I dialed 911 for the first time in my life today. In Deluca's a woman a few feet away from me collapsed and started seizing.
I forgot what I needed from the grocery store and left when the EMTs got there.

While running errands I was stopped on the street by a cute girl who asked me if I wanted a free haircut. I'd gotten a trim only two weeks before, so I was not in dire need, but when she told me she worked at Vidal Sassoon and looking to try some new edgy styles for her portfolio I was swayed (though her cute face may have had something to do with ( Read more... )

Work Week starts today, the week in the house during which we fix everything that broke last semester and make a general improvement on anything that needs improving ( Read more... )

Never to compromise myself for the sake of someone else's happiness again.

My house is currently overrun by a hoard of some of the most ridiculous people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. It's like Gypsy Bar vomited all over tEp.

Tragic, really.

So I'm walking out of Newbury Comics and some guy on the sidewalk says, "Miss, you dropped something." I turn and look, but there's nothing on the ground behind me. When I turn around again to ask him what was dropped, he's about a foot away from me and he says, "I'm sorry, I lied. I lied because you are so beautiful and I had to talk to you ( Read more... )

Actually, this story is not so much funny as it is really dejecting ( Read more... )

I hate not having an outlet for rage.