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katethetigeress

I am not drunk.

Jul 31, 2006 14:42

ospreyphoto sent me the most confusing e-mail in the world today, and the subject was "You never call me when your sober'. Firstly, it's 'you're' not 'your'. The sober does not belong to me.

Secondly: You never call me when you're sober either. So there.

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Well Well... we meet again anonymous August 2 2006, 00:01:05 UTC

Due to such disregard in posting these, there wil be consequences dear Kate.:D

katethetigeress: Yesterday, I was at tractor club (shut up) and our leader was like: "Rub some of the lube on it, and get it nice and slick so it slides in the hole easier, and then just wiggle it around in there until it fits just right". (He was talking about the engine bolts. But I couldn't stop laughing)

katethetigeress: No. fucking. way. Please tell me that was photoshoped? Please? Lie to me?

Two of our best conversations! :) *hits glasses together* here`s to many more convo`s down the road and for years to come*

Wrath and Vengeance Begin anonymous August 2 2006, 18:50:01 UTC

My humps my humps... my humps... I~M A CAMEL WITH SAGGY HUMPS!
I was told to post this by an anonymous friend, not who you think would tell me, but they said " Dooo it... DO IT DO IT."

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin katethetigeress August 2 2006, 19:18:22 UTC

Well back to my evil plotting ways. *Grin of DOOM*
Oh *please* Me - less skilled in Evil than you? Your Evil doesn't even extend to walking through Crufts with an ultrasound dog-scarer on at full blast! If you saw an old lady crossing the road you'd probably not nail her feet to the tarmac around a blind corner! And I have reliable information that your heart has beaten at least twice this week alone! Cold and black - yeah, like an electric three-bar fire!

*dances (evilly!) to the song and sends more attack pens to your place*

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin anonymous August 2 2006, 19:25:46 UTC

I am made of metal and plastic tubes.

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin katethetigeress August 2 2006, 19:31:34 UTC

Look! Userpic! This is why you should sign in!

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin anonymous August 2 2006, 19:34:00 UTC

Hogwash! I say. Signing in? Stooping to the evil realm of hellishly evil time. I preffer my own brand of evil. It is an acquired evil, but none the less, as much or more evil than your powers.

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin katethetigeress August 2 2006, 19:49:57 UTC

EVIL IS NOT A PHILOSOPHY. IT IS NEITHER A MEANS NOR AN END. IT IS AN ATTITUDE AND A LIFESTYLE. Make no excuses. Support no ideology. Never explain. You're EVIL. Just do it.

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin anonymous August 2 2006, 19:55:17 UTC

EVIL IS NOT A PHILOSOPHY. IT IS NEITHER A MEANS NOR AN END. IT IS AN ATTITUDE AND A LIFESTYLE. Make no excuses. Support no ideology. Never explain. You're EVIL. Just

There are many mechanics of evil, as well as different categories of Evil. All equally important in their own right. To study them is a priviledge. :P

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin katethetigeress August 2 2006, 21:43:57 UTC

Ah, but such an evil is not pure, and flitered with shadows. Such is not for me. True darkness blinds, but so does true light.

(Aren't we getting riddle-like now!)

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin anonymous August 2 2006, 21:55:18 UTC

Help Me Kate! The puppy is driving me up the wall. She won`t settle down at all. Send reinforcements. Also air conditioning would be nice. :D

Re: Wrath and Vengeance Begin anonymous August 2 2006, 21:58:27 UTC

Ahhh but young grasshoppa, pure is not always golden. Meaning that there could still be faults in "pure evil". Meanwhile the other form of evil filtered with shadows could be more pure in a sense.

GOOD... anonymous August 2 2006, 22:28:59 UTC

GOOD LUCK KATE!!!!!!!!! Let the force be with you, young JEDI!

TO THE BATMOBILE!

YES! katethetigeress August 2 2006, 22:43:29 UTC

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.

I'm coming Saturday! See you then!

Re: YES! anonymous August 2 2006, 22:47:58 UTC

SWEEEEEEETTTTT DEEEAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don`t forget to send me that cheesecake recipe! I cannot wait.. This is gonna effin ROCK!

Re: YES! anonymous August 2 2006, 23:05:45 UTC

We need to go dancing in the rain. That is all.

I~M FREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anonymous August 3 2006, 04:08:35 UTC

I survived! From eight in the morning to eleven thirty at night. I have made it. Barely alive, but I made it. All the wild animals are alive as well.*looks at drool slobbered ears*

*Clunks and falls down* Well off to bed. :)

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