Random crud

[kateorman]

Jon and Kate's lived summarised in a single cartoon. Another cartoon tells of the life I would like to lead. And a third illustrates the truth of the Interwebs.

You know you're Australian if...

Plush toy K9 (Is it actually "plush" if they're not furry? Or does "plush" refer to the squeeziness?)

More parody Choose Your Own Adventure icons

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Comments

[outsdr]

A cruel but not wholly inaccurate summary of Voyage of the Damned. "By the way, I totally mentioned Kasterborous."

It is cruel ... which did not stop me from laughing hysterically.

[murasaki_1966]

You know, I could make that K9 if someone could lend me the book.

[strangedave]

I dream of the day some sort of national crisis can be averted by my knowledge of manticores/demons/vampires/etc. Either that, or I get invited to join the Watchers Council.

I may be in for a terrible disappointment.

[chesneyj]

(sigh) I live in the state of Texas. The funny thing is that you can still buy dildos and other interesting toys. They just have to put a sticker on the packaging that states "This is a gag gift and not meant to simulate genitalia" or some such nonsense. And you can't sell something that looks like a real penis or vagina, only the things that are sterilized and mechanical looking.

Very sad and pathetic. The blasted Baptists rule this state. If I want to buy hard liquor, I have to drive 30 minutes to specific areas of Dallas (I live in a suburb). Until recently, I had to produce a private club card to buy a mixed drink in a bar or restaurant. But you can buy all the beer and wine you want at the grocery store or gas station or drive-thru "beverage" store (that last one blew my mind when I moved here in 1995). It is truly a screwy state.

[kateorman]

Jon was a bit startled by the drive-through bottle shop near our flat in Epping.

"This is a gag gift and not meant to simulate genitalia"

Now that should be the disclaimer sticker in the front of textbooks on evolution.

puppeh

[qthewetsprocket]

Re: puppeh

[kateorman]

That's frickin' obscene!

Re: puppeh

[qthewetsprocket]

either that, or a profoundly intriguing birth defect.

*wubs its widdle ears*

Re: puppeh

[outsdr]

"This is a gag gift and not meant to simulate genitalia"