Q. Ghandi walked barefoot his whole life, which created awful calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him frail. And, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?
A. A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
Q: What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
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