Fuck you, mr. sleep.

There's something wrong with me. I thought I was social, but I'm starting to suspect that most people who don't really know me think I'm antisocial or depressed.

But like I said, they don't know me, so I don't care. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

The new year arrived today (or yesterday, whatever). I left 2005 feeling a whole lot shittier (physically and emotionally) and a whole lot more hammered than I was when I entered it. But there's always hope for the future, or at least that's what Bono says.

And Bono is full of shit.

Happy New Year, everyone.

OK, so this update has no real point in being on livejournal since everyone kinda agrees with me when I say what the fuck ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've done a personal post. So this is for old time's sake ( Read more... )

I thought this was very relevant and hilarious ( Read more... )

OK...this next long thing is from George Carlin. Maybe you've heard it before, but I just found it funny. If you're a religious nut, then don't read it. And fuck off ( Read more... )

I think I died and went nowhere. I'm currently bogged down with english journals, english tests, english essays, and other things that make me hate the concept of writing. I went to the game on friday, not planning on going to the dance. But seeing as how I love to trip over my own feet to a bassline, I decided to go. Unfortunately for me, my jeans ( Read more... )

The human head weighs eight pounds.

Fuck English, Fuck the Greeks, and Fuck Me ( Read more... )

I'm moving away forever. Anyone want to join me?