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Like a Phoenix rising from the flames of my butt.
I found this again. That's going to be a fun thing. Maybe.
Probably not.
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Oh ho!
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Hard to shop for
I'm 66" tall (5'6")
My legs are 27".
My torso is 27".
My shoulders to top of my head is 12".
(Sensitively, my bust is 47" around, and my waist is 38")
This means it's very hard for me to find swimsuits that fit me.
There are several stipulations when I shop for clothes. My shirts must be long enough to cover the tops of my pants which may go no higher ( Read more... ) -
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Am baking cookies because today is the Kentucky Derby and it's important to eat when you are planning on drinking ALL OF THE MINT JULEPS.
Our family (really just my mom and I) tradition (it's a new one, but traditions have to start somewhere) is to, day of, buy craft supplies and make our crazy hats while watching the pre-race shows. We get drunk ( Read more... ) -
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Our Horses, who art in Louisville,
Gallop be thy pace.
Till circuit done, and ribbon won,
And my gamboling have paid off.
Give us this day our mint juleps
And, Horses, play nicely,
Four legs is a lot to work with at once.
And run not into one another
And deliver us from hangovers.
For yours is the Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont
Go have fun, kids.
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An exciting post about my brand new hair.
Woke up at 5am. Made oatnut rolls from scratch with bay leaf and cardamom and after putting around on the internet for an hour, have given in to writing. And at about 9am, I noticed a continuity and got super scared. I have two books in which the main character is advised by an older individual. In one case, it's a coach, in the other, an office ( Read more... )
