I don't know how they did it...

...It just doesn't seem possible...
It... works!

How...
I...
How...
I don't understand!
It makes no sense at all - I mean the concept seemed deeply flawed from the beginning.
But it WORKS!
I just don't understand!
It WORKS!

My state government wants loving homosexual couples to enjoy wedded bliss. So much so the Governor signed it into law today. If any of my friends - gay, straight or martian - wish to be married in Maine, I am a notary, and I would be honored to help you out.

A woman passed me on the street as I was walking home from the bus stop last night. She was, perhaps, in her mid thirties, heels and a short, tight skirt on bottom, a shirt of some sort on top, a cigarette hanging from one hand. Though she did not quite wobble as she walked, her steps were fairly loose and unfocused and her free hand was raised ( Read more... )

I kind of think I'd like to learn how to play the theremin.
I don't know why.
I just do.

Dear Adversary ( Read more... )

This morning I went to work and the sky was blue, and everything was spadoinkle. Then I pulled the tickets for the two shows today, and printed the tickets that needed mailing. Then I tried to make a sale and all the world died in a fiery mass of molten crap.

Sorry, the crap's still steaming and making it easy to exaggerate.

( The computer went down today. )

Happy Pi Day.

I was eating a cadbury creme egg, and had one of those "hey! I'm an adult! That means I can buy toys and stuff with my money!" thoughts that I get every now and then. Maybe it was sugar rush, maybe it's the proximity to easter, but I suddenly knew that the thing I wanted most in the world was kinder eier.
Then a google search gave me this among ( Read more... )

I came across this through Mike Daisey's Blog - a place through which I find a number of interesting and informative things on a fairly regular basis.
The story itself has to be most disgusting thing I have read in a good long while - but reading the update at the end made me feel a real and intense physical urge to throw up.

My Brother is an Evil Evil Man.
(Or alternately I suppose: "My Brother Taught Me A Lesson in Evil Today")

Right now, if I had a hundred and seventeen dollars to spend on shits and giggles, I could purchase the entirety of "Avatar, the Last Airbender" on DVD.

And the part that kills me?
I do in fact have $117 right now, but I shouldn't spend it ( Read more... )