I was eating a cadbury creme egg, and had one of those "hey! I'm an adult! That means I can buy toys and stuff with my money!" thoughts that I get every now and then. Maybe it was sugar rush, maybe it's the proximity to easter, but I suddenly knew that the thing I wanted most in the world was kinder eier.
Then a google search gave me
this among other things.
WTF?
I mean I know that it's been like a decade or something since you've been able to buy them straight out in the US unless you find some specialty German food store. But now they have to stop making them entirely?! And this article is from August - where the hell have I been?
Don't they realize that if we keep catering to the stupid plastic-eaters of our species then soon only the Hank and Dean Ventures of the world will survive?