If there's no women or children ...

[kanzeon_2040]

On our Big Gay Cruise, since I expect there will be few women or children, how will we sort ourselves for boarding lifeboats in the event of a sinking ship?

Trannies and twinks first? Followed by cubs and otters. Bears last.

Comments

[discord35]

It'll be like a white sale at Macy's!

Only not as vicious.

[frogboy3]

otters can swim, save them for last...

[frogboy3]

or wait, maybe they go first since you can fit twice the number in boat?

[bigbenleyland]

But you forget that about only 3 people actually refer to themselves as an otter...

[krimon]

By descending order of net worth.

Sorry, armcandy, you'll have to work extra hard to find a new daddy. But maybe King Triton from Disney's The Little Mermaid will be able to take you in.

[conjurman]

You forgot drag queens. You just know they will not take that snub lying down. Of course they rarely lay down as it would mess their wigs.

I'm figuring chaos ensues, and the ship sinks before anyone gets to the lifeboats. Although a few might reach a lifeboat, and at least one would be doing a Tallulah Bankhead impression.

[kanzeon_2040]

Wouldn't drag queens insist on going down with the ship? Oh the drama of it all!

[randyndick]

which gay cruise you going on? I have friends that arte going on one the end of the month.