[Location locked, Audio post, Locked from James]

[kantooutlaw]

Hello everyone it's me, Palmon of Team Rocket!

This winter holiday stuff is so much fun isn't it?

It would be WAY more fun if that blue haired coward would listen to us.

I'm telling you he's gay.

If Palmon tries that trick I taught her he won't be for long. Now hush dears this is important

Comments

[makaijailbird]

Find him a book like "How to commit Homicide, for Dummies".

[kantooutlaw]

I'd ask to see the copy you have but I think you need it more.

[wizardpi]

Know what the "Evil Overlord" list is? See if there's a copy somewhere on the network.

[kantooutlaw]

Ooooo "Evil Overlord James" sounds so strong and cool!

[wizardpi]

It's a list of things NOT to do if you are an Evil Overlord. You have no idea how many idiots I end up having to take down don't get things like this. I mean, sure, it makes my job easier, but you know a guy by the quality of his enemies, ya know?

[crimson_contest]

Hmm... Maybe find someone who knows how to mat a competent robot for James?

[kantooutlaw]

...I'm not sure I understand...

[goddamnbatsman]

Give 'im a one way ticket to jail.

[kantooutlaw]

Why would that be a nice gift?

[goddamnbatsman]

...he'll be able to make up for his crimes?

[kantooutlaw]

Why would he want to do that?