Someone is gonna pay for this!

I'm lookin' for a good mechanic who can put together a motorcycle for me. Anyone willin' to help a guy out?

...ya know, these things make good baseballs.

...NO! NOOOOOOOooooooooo

...I'm a pig.

WHY AM I A PIG?

Look, dude, about the nose breaking your nose thing. No hard feelin's?

Yo, was hunting around for a job, and saw you guys need delivery people. And livin' off the stuff growing on the trees isn't gonna cut it forever. Any chance of getting a job over at Black Pearl Enterprises?

So, since I just got here and all, who's this Kurata guy everyone's freaking out about?

Y'know, I've seen a buttload of crazy things in my 25 years of life. Ninjas, mutated turtles who are also ninjas, their teacher/father who is a mutated rat, giant freakin' monsters, living statues, and an immortal guy named Max. This place? Makes all that crap look normalBut I gotta say, as weird shit goes, it's not so bad. Heck, it's pretty cool. ( Read more... )