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[kantogigolo]

[The feed clicks on to show a very annoyed looking boy glaring down at the device in his hands. There's a little snuffing sound from over his shoulder, and soon enough a little, fox-like face emerges from behind his flyaway, spiky hair.]

Okay, whatever loser thought it would be a good idea to pull this as a joke should get their head checked.

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[reckless_equine]

I'd say you need to look in a mirror before accusin' anyone else of bein' stupid.

[kantogigolo]

[Stops, and turns back to give a look at the PCD.

Because seriously. Did someone just call him stupid?]

If that's the best you idiots can do, then I'm really not interested.

[reckless_equine]

[Ranma just smirks back]

I haven't done anythin' yet. Probably won't need to, since you look like the type to screw yourself over.

[kantogigolo]

Che! Speaking from experience, huh?

[He just rolls his eyes. He reeeeaaaally doesn't have time for this. He has to find the idiots who took the rest of his pokemon before they get too far away.]

Look, either give me a map of this trash heap or go crawl back to play peek-a-boo with mommy. Either way, make yourself useful.

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[buntails]

You're pretty grumpy, huh?

I can't really blame you, suddenly coming here.

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[kantogigolo]

[.... Oh. It's a girl. And she seems nice.

Somehow, he's even more annoyed.]

It's a run-down, beat-up, uninhabitable dump filled with losers.

I can feel my IQ dropping by the second.

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[buntails]

You just got here. You haven't met them yet.

[Yep, not rising to the bait.]

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[kantogigolo]

Doesn't matter. Everyone's a loser.

[Duh.]

'Cept me.

OFFLINE LIKE A BOSS

[waitforthem]

[She'd been wandering, only a little because when you're lost? Stay put. But then suddenly there's this utter spout of rude, obnoxious, colorful language drifting from around a building corner. How can Kairi not go see who the heck is being so dick-headed?

But that doesn't mean she has to interject. While she really doesn't approve, it's rude of her to just butt in on whatever conversation he's having with... Uh. Whoever. Oh for goodness sake.]

I don't think tossing that away like that is a good idea. [Let's pretend it turned off on impact. Mostly because she's hoisting it up now.] And who are you calling a loser?

OFFLINE LIKE A BIGGER BOSS

[kantogigolo]

[He glances over at the girl's voice, blinking for a moment in confusion before his face just falls into that utterly unamused expression he'd worn while making the post.

Oh and, uh, ignore the little brown fuzzy thing sniffing her way closer to you. She's only a ferocious monster who will rip out your heart and chew on your head and-- okay, fine. She's harmless.]

You, apparently. [A snort] Either Team Rocket just lowered their standards to worse than trash, or you're not one of them.

Honestly, I can't really figure out which.

OFFLINE LIKE SHUT UP

[waitforthem]

[Oh sorry Blue. You're a dick so she's just going to ignore you in favor of the small ball of brown fox coming her way. S-She's so cute. Kairi slowly crouches down, waiting with her hands braced against her knees for the little creature.
And if she gets close enough, she'll reach a hand out for inspection.]

Aren't you just the cutest...

OFFLINE LIKE NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT HIS SUPERIORITY

[kantogigolo]

[He's twitching at getting ignored, because what the hell seriously? He's Blue. A gym leader for Arceus' sake. She should be drooling over him and tripping over herself in his presense like all the other idiots back home.

Not... ignoring him... as Eevee totally works against him.]

Eevee. Get your head on straight and come back here.

[Of course, the little pokemon just lets out an annoyed "Eee~!" at Blue before bouncing forward to lick at Kairi's hand, chattering away.]

[masked_elite]

[THAT IS WILL, FABULOUSLY ON YOUR PCD.

...also, a little hesitant. Because after all, you might be the Blue from his world.

Then again, you might not.

Either way, you're kind of a douche. So Will isn't that excited to see you.]

Good morning!

[kantogigolo]

[And blue is definitely, definitely not excited to see you, Will.

Which is kind of why he's just linefacing at the PCD for a moment before snorting and rolling his eyes.]

Good bye.

[And you know what? He's totally just dropping that PCD on the ground again, leaving Eevee to nudge it curiously with her nose.

Because seriously. It's Will.]

[masked_elite]

Oh, that's just rude.

[Scoffing.]

Eevee, tell your lovely little trainer that I could defeat him with my hands tied behind my back.

[kantogigolo]

[The little pokemon gives a cry of "Eee ee!" before bounding away from the PCD, following after her trainer who... has already started to walk away.

There's a few yells, some scuffling, and then a final, loud, angry "OW" before silence.

And then, angry footsteps. And Blue's picking up the PCD, an angry, red scratch on his face. And he keeps rubbing his ear... almost as if something bit him on it.]

Yeah right. I'd almost feel bad fighting you. [Snerk] And then I'd just remember how stupid you are.

[And then, Eevee pokes her head over his shoulder... and bites him on the ear. Again.] OW! Okay!

What is this stupid place anyway?

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[swordsinside]

Cheeky brat, ain't ya?

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[kantogigolo]

[Smirk]

Yeah? What of it?

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[swordsinside]

Just wondering how long an attitude like that's gonna last in a place like this.

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[kantogigolo]

Enjoy it while you can, I don't plan to be in this stink pit much longer.

[Smirking~]