01 [Video]

[kantogigolo]

[The feed clicks on to show a very annoyed looking boy glaring down at the device in his hands. There's a little snuffing sound from over his shoulder, and soon enough a little, fox-like face emerges from behind his flyaway, spiky hair.]

Okay, whatever loser thought it would be a good idea to pull this as a joke should get their head checked.

Comments

OFFLINE LIKE A BOSS

[waitforthem]

[She'd been wandering, only a little because when you're lost? Stay put. But then suddenly there's this utter spout of rude, obnoxious, colorful language drifting from around a building corner. How can Kairi not go see who the heck is being so dick-headed?

But that doesn't mean she has to interject. While she really doesn't approve, it's rude of her to just butt in on whatever conversation he's having with... Uh. Whoever. Oh for goodness sake.]

I don't think tossing that away like that is a good idea. [Let's pretend it turned off on impact. Mostly because she's hoisting it up now.] And who are you calling a loser?

OFFLINE LIKE A BIGGER BOSS

[kantogigolo]

[He glances over at the girl's voice, blinking for a moment in confusion before his face just falls into that utterly unamused expression he'd worn while making the post.

Oh and, uh, ignore the little brown fuzzy thing sniffing her way closer to you. She's only a ferocious monster who will rip out your heart and chew on your head and-- okay, fine. She's harmless.]

You, apparently. [A snort] Either Team Rocket just lowered their standards to worse than trash, or you're not one of them.

Honestly, I can't really figure out which.

OFFLINE LIKE SHUT UP

[waitforthem]

[Oh sorry Blue. You're a dick so she's just going to ignore you in favor of the small ball of brown fox coming her way. S-She's so cute. Kairi slowly crouches down, waiting with her hands braced against her knees for the little creature.
And if she gets close enough, she'll reach a hand out for inspection.]

Aren't you just the cutest...

OFFLINE LIKE NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT HIS SUPERIORITY

[kantogigolo]

[He's twitching at getting ignored, because what the hell seriously? He's Blue. A gym leader for Arceus' sake. She should be drooling over him and tripping over herself in his presense like all the other idiots back home.

Not... ignoring him... as Eevee totally works against him.]

Eevee. Get your head on straight and come back here.

[Of course, the little pokemon just lets out an annoyed "Eee~!" at Blue before bouncing forward to lick at Kairi's hand, chattering away.]

OFFLINE LIKE WHAT WAS THAT THIS EEVEE IS SO CUTE

[waitforthem]

[She's listening enough to catch the little creature's name, grin breaking out across her face as she starts to chitter and lick at her hand.]

Eevee, huh? I've never seen an animal like you before... [Ear scritches?]

OFFLINE LIKE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUPPPPP

[kantogigolo]

[And Blue is just left fuming and glaring at the girl and his pokemon rather moodily before rolling his eyes rather dramatically and stomping off to cross his arms and stare in the other direction.

Stupid pokemon totally undermining him. Ugh.

Eevee, meanwhile, is totally ignoring her moody Trainer and having a ball being pet and loved on. Which is totally why she's just chattering away with shrill, excited cries of her name.]

OFFLINE LIKE BAWW EEVEE SO CUTE

[waitforthem]

[Kairi chances reaching down to scoop the little Eevee up, only for more petting of course. If not, well then. Petting will keep happening until Eevee decides she's had enough.]

What kind of creature is she? [Oh look, she's talking to Blue again.]

OFFLINE LIKE NO SHE'S A VICIOUS MONSTER

[kantogigolo]

[Eevee has no qualms about cuddling into Kairi, still chattering to her even as she starts to sniff and nuzzle around the girl, pressing her cold, wet nose into her neck a little.]

She's a pokemon. [Is the grumpy response from where the boy's now leaning against a rock, staring in the opposite direction.

If he can't see Eevee making a fool out of the pair of them, then it is so not actually happening.]

OFFLINE LIKE WITH A COLD WET NOSE

[waitforthem]

[And all that does is incite Kairi to giggle, stroking her belly fur, tickling behind her ears...]

Pokemon? [This time Blue got a curious look; she'd never heard of such a thing.]