| Week Eight -- Day One| Episode One

[sir_colbert_dfa]

[The screen flickers to life, picture at a tilt and directed at a man in his late thirties with a serious expression on his face. Behind him are several others preparing their futons for the evening, though he seems completely oblivious to the movements in the background.]

Tonight!

Sousuke Aizen: The Antichrist or a lost librarian

Comments

[Video]

[searedsuccessor]

[His teeth are grit, eyes almost wide and clearly saying, Is this guy out of his mind?!]

I'm gonna fucken' tear your face off when I see you.

[Video]

[hangingdogstray]

...I'll join ya.

[Video]

[searedsuccessor]

I want him first. When I'm done, do whatever you want.

[Not that there will be much left of him.]

[Video]

[sir_colbert_dfa]

Sir and madame, please, I didn't intend to offend. As I said, I understand women have become a force to be reckoned with in all areas. However, this-- [Insensitively smears his own palm over the right side of his face-- pauses-]

Oh wait, no, this- [Smears over left side of face.] It would be tragic if your other eye was black and blue, too. I'm just looking out.

And you're welcome.

[Video]

[guerrilla_morph]

[Marco just stares at this. Stares. And then, a chuckle. And then a very unmanly giggle. And then he laughs and laughs and laughs.]

Oh man that Aizen guy? He's not a librarian. He's the long lost, dimensional-shifted twin of my algebra teacher, man.

[Video]

[sir_colbert_dfa]

[Raises brow extremely, picking at the food he'd recently been handed as he does so.]

Is that a joke? Because news is serious business, man. Teenagers should not be calling my main line. [Dismissive sip of water.]

[Video]

[guerrilla_morph]

[Flat face.]

No, it's true. Just ask him. He would know.

[Video]

[sir_colbert_dfa]

[Eyes him seriously.]

He will be my next guess since there are so many rumors. Antichrist, librarian, teacher, all pretty much the same thing.

[Reaction]

[whitenighting]

[Allen's reaction to this is very succinct and fully encapsulates every sentiment he has or likely will ever have about this man. What is it?

Face?

Meet palm.

That is all.]

[ video ]

[hangingdogstray]

[...Oh you have got to be kidding him. He thought this guy was just an idiot, but apparently, this is a nosy idiot.

A nosy idiot that is going to die painfully if he gets himself involved in this particular matter--he has no idea just how dangerous Aizen is.]

Oi, idiot. Stop stickin' yer nose into shit ya know nothin' about.

Ya might as well be paintin' a target on yer forehead, goin' on like that with no clue.

Re: [ video ]

[guerrilla_morph]

Um. Dude. I don't think you should take this seriously. I mean, I've seen him before - I think he's a comedian.

[ video ]

[hangingdogstray]

...I'm talkin' about the Aizen shit.

Don't care 'bout the rest of the ramblin'

He's got no idea the hell he's dealin' with.

[ video ]

[sir_colbert_dfa]

Sir, watch your tone.

Name-calling is juvenile and not particularly persuasive. Oh-- by the way, did anyone ever figure out whether there's a library? I've been asking these guys, but they have a one track mind if you know what I mean.

[Hands stroking hair and cheek. Cough.]

You know what I mean? [Ahem.]

[video]

[fakeorgans]

If you wonder who Aizen-san is, perhaps you should ask him.

And if you object to Mr. Renji -- ah, to Renji's sparring, maybe . . . you should talk with him, as well.

Wouldn't that be better than jumping to these conclusions, Mr. Colbert?

[ French background, to judge from that name. Interesting. ]

[video]

[sir_colbert_dfa]

[Pirate girl again.

He raises his brow and stuffs in a mouthful of food, ignoring the hands stroking his neck and face.]

I'm surprised you don't support my defense of women when you seem to have experienced a similar altercation. Ma'am, I cannot stand idly by waiting for conlusions to jump to me while Mr. Renji is stomping on women left and right. If that is a crime, then I am likely one of Kannamerica's most wanted culprits.

[Passionate.]

[video]

[fakeorgans]

Ah. Well . . .

Some women can defend themselves, Mr. Colbert. [ After ten years of training under Mukuro-sama, she is relatively certain she does not need your protection, for instance. ] I mean . . . if she asks for your help, that's fine, but --

Renji doesn't seem like the kind of man who would hurt anyone needlessly.

[Video]

[searedsuccessor]

[He'll smile at you. Only 'cause you're pretty.]

He, Miss- Didn't catch your name.