A Serious Post

[kangarau]

If your rating is 300-999, I will give you a free home-baked chocolate chip cookie if you register for the HO.

If your rating is 1000-1400, you will get hug and fondle from Lipie (yes, I'm pimpin' him out) and two shots of yagermeister (sp.?) for attending.

If you're between 1401-1900, I should forewarn you that this will be a horrible tourney at a

Comments

[kangarau]

I'm confused. Don't you belong in category three? Oh, and I forgot to say, past finalists and winners of the Nationals are ineligible to play. There's a rule on that somewhere.

[sr_orangepants]

1. Does Lipie know that you're pimping him out?
2. Did it occur to you that pimping him out could help the tournament bottom line?

[kangarau]

1. Lipie's the HO, I am pimpmistress - he gets no say.
2. Yes, of course! I no dummy!

[anendlessnight]

Or promote the spread of swine flu...

[ftangredi]

"1. Does Lipie know that you're pimping him out?"

Are you assuming he'd object? Based on what?

[quinquennia]

I think it's Jaegermeister, but it's really difficult to remember for some reason.

[bbstenniz]

my rating is 10. where does that put me? Can I have some jager?

[crosstables]

Try winning a single game sometime, ever, and we'll see.

[bbstenniz]

:(. I try my hardest!!!!!!!!!

It would've been even better if all of a sudden I'd won no money and always gotten last place :)

[crosstables]

I'm not completely heartless!

I fixed ya up, btw.

[dianagram]

I'm at 1646, but I PLAY like a 998 .... ergo, I'd like a cookie.

[joescrab]

This is such a great category for fugly to make a comment on. Fugly, do you hear me?