A Serious Post

[kangarau]

If your rating is 300-999, I will give you a free home-baked chocolate chip cookie if you register for the HO.

If your rating is 1000-1400, you will get hug and fondle from Lipie (yes, I'm pimpin' him out) and two shots of yagermeister (sp.?) for attending.

If you're between 1401-1900, I should forewarn you that this will be a horrible tourney at a

Comments

[sr_orangepants]

1. Does Lipie know that you're pimping him out?
2. Did it occur to you that pimping him out could help the tournament bottom line?

[kangarau]

1. Lipie's the HO, I am pimpmistress - he gets no say.
2. Yes, of course! I no dummy!

[anendlessnight]

Or promote the spread of swine flu...

[ftangredi]

"1. Does Lipie know that you're pimping him out?"

Are you assuming he'd object? Based on what?

[sr_orangepants]

The girl, I'd hope?