Ow.

[kalquessa]

Imagine me coming in, taking down the placard that reads "Marie Anderson: Accident Free for ______ Days and Counting!" and setting the number of days back to zero

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[mosinging1986]

Oh, marble floors are EVIL! Gorgeous, but evil. Kind of like Dean Winchester in a room full of Playboy bunnies.

[maychorian]

Sammy commiserates with you.

So do I. I am embarrassingly clumsy on occasion, too. I learned to kind of catch things as they fell from my hand. Sometimes it worked.

[ultraviolet9a]

Oh man. Today's been one of those days when you reach for something and you drop something else, and while you reach for the dropped something else, you push down another new disaster. *facepalm* But, no bruising. You win.

[tenarr]

As your attorney, I advise you to SUE!

Retire well my slippery friend, retire well.

[jd3000]

This is not meant to sound insensitive at all, but in a way it just shows how classy you are, taking a tumble on marble! The hard surface of emperors!

*sends soothing healing rays* Feel better, Ri!

-JD

[kalquessa]

That's right! Nothing but the best for me! I will bruise me knees against only high-end hard surfaces.

[jd3000]

Next time you rap your knuckles I fully expect it to be against a 1902 vanity chifferobe of rare American hand-select quartersawn oak with exceptional grain, sterling varnish, solid back, drop-center dresser base, ball and claw feet and 16-carat gold dresser pulls.

-JD