Haven't had one of these in a while

May 17, 2007 10:04

Dear snooty clients ( Read more... )

dear sarcasm

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raecarson May 17 2007, 18:04:14 UTC
I have such great loff for your sarcasm posts. *happy sigh*

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kalquessa May 17 2007, 19:47:49 UTC
Hee. Glad you enjoy them. They are very therapeutic to write.

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jelly_doughnut May 17 2007, 18:57:12 UTC
Your dear sarcasm posts restore my faith in the world. They make me realize that others have to deal with... with people.

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kalquessa May 17 2007, 19:47:14 UTC
Happy to help. *grin* To quote Oscar Wilde, people are quite dreadful.

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holmeskillet May 17 2007, 22:18:28 UTC
When people call, asking for their attorney, just transfer them straight to voice mail, don't even see if the attorney is available. If/when they call back to report the voice mail, do it again. If they still don't get it, explain the voice mail is the best you could do.

-Good morning, shiny office.

-Hi, I want to talk to Mr. Umptyskrunch.

-OK, please hold.

(wait 30 seconds)

-Good morning, shiny office.

-Ya, hi. I just called to talk to Mr. Umptyskrunch and all I got was his voice mail.

-OK, please hold.

Repeat as necessary.

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kalquessa May 17 2007, 22:41:57 UTC
Very tempting. I have only done this once, though, and it was because I knew we were going to fire the client because no one in the office would consent to speak to him anymore. Muahahaa!

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Oh Yeah.. thomas_a_kempis May 18 2007, 03:03:04 UTC
Fire the Client...that has a nice sound to it...

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