Be Advised:

[kalquessa]

By Royal Proclamation, the following Christmas Carols have been classified as "overused", "overly schmaltzy" or "just plain annoying" by the Empress of Penguins:

All I Want For Christmas is My Two front Teeth
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Anything by a Boy Band
ETA: Santa Baby (

Comments

[jd3000]

By Anarchist Decree (which is useless as nobody ever listens to it), the following are to be inserted in every single holiday playlist in all the twenty-eight known galaxies:

Christmas at Ground Zero
The Night Santa Went Crazy

Thank you.

-JD
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die."

[kalquessa]

Also "Wizards in Winter" by the Trans Siberian Orchestra!

I so love the Weird Al song. That is how holiday time makes me feel.

[jehbii]

More Trans Siberian Orchestra, period! *rallies*

[lightningbaron]

More Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
I second that idea!! :)

BAD!

[jelly_doughnut]

Picture it. Christmas, Nineteen-Seventy something. Suffolk, Virginia. I was, in fact, missing my two front teeth. What did the children’s choir director want us to sing in front of the entire Church? Yeah.

Anyone caught singing “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” should be shot on sight and tried for treason later.

P.S. Love the icon.

Re: BAD!

[kalquessa]

Oh, dude...I'm sorry. That's...that's rough, man. Wow.

[izhilzha]

I'm with you on that. No radio Christmas music for me, except maybe the classical stations or something.

Also, I wouldn't mind a few more renditions of some Chipmunk carols, because really, nothing makes me laugh quite as quickly as squeaky voices (plus I get all nostalgic).

[jd3000]

I once took the Chipmunk Carol and slowed it down to normal. Nothing like hearing three normal guy voices en-un-ci-ate ve-ry care-ful-ly about their wishes for a Hula Hoop to a VERY DEEP SLOW Dave Seville.

Of course, hearing what they're all arguing over each other at the end was fun. "Gee! I guess we should be able to sing it again if we want to!"

-JD

[scionofgrace]

::dies:: Rock on!

[gaueko_izar]

* Special dispensations are available for recordings by Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby or Louis Armstrong.

You have thus convinced me to pick up the Christmas CD I found at Kmart that was all Sinatra, Crosby, and Armstrong.

Because you can never go wrong with them.

[kalquessa]

It's true: they make even the most cheese-oid songs worth listening to.

[kalquessa]

Oh, Brian Setzer. I got an album of his for me for one of my in-laws this year for Christmas. *loves*

[shannonsequitur]