Be Advised:

[kalquessa]

By Royal Proclamation, the following Christmas Carols have been classified as "overused", "overly schmaltzy" or "just plain annoying" by the Empress of Penguins:

All I Want For Christmas is My Two front Teeth
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Anything by a Boy Band
ETA: Santa Baby (

Comments

[jd3000]

By Anarchist Decree (which is useless as nobody ever listens to it), the following are to be inserted in every single holiday playlist in all the twenty-eight known galaxies:

Christmas at Ground Zero
The Night Santa Went Crazy

Thank you.

-JD
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die."

[kalquessa]

Also "Wizards in Winter" by the Trans Siberian Orchestra!

I so love the Weird Al song. That is how holiday time makes me feel.

[jehbii]

More Trans Siberian Orchestra, period! *rallies*

[lightningbaron]

More Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
I second that idea!! :)

[silverlightstar]

I third that suggestion. The Trans-Siberian Orchestra always puts me in the Christmas spirit. :)

[thisdesertedsea]

The Night Santa Went Crazy

I drive my good natured, classics-loving father batty with that song every year.