Comments | kalpurna: Someday this journal will have substance and valuable content

kalpurna

Someday this journal will have substance and valuable content

Jan 25, 2008 17:23

but that day is not today.
question
how did patrick get the scar on his right eyebrow?
asked by overcast christian on January 25, 2008

answer
his halo fell down and bumped him in the head.
answered by peter on January 25, 2008

How is this not a line from a fic? How?

bandom, plkw3, p$

Comments 34

shoemaster January 25 2008, 22:31:15 UTC

Pete: the ultimate Patrick wife

kalpurna January 26 2008, 19:59:36 UTC

iawtc

frogy January 25 2008, 22:31:35 UTC

P.Stump is always valuable content. (Just ask P.Wentz!)

kalpurna January 26 2008, 19:59:55 UTC

You make an EXCELLENT point.

redbrickrose January 25 2008, 22:32:14 UTC

I frequently wonder how it is that Pete Wentz is not a figment of our collective imagination. But no. He ACTUALLY EXISTS. It's amazing.

kalpurna January 26 2008, 20:00:26 UTC

YESSSS. I am always surprised by this as well!!

shrift January 25 2008, 22:32:43 UTC

He also tried to trade Patrick for luggage today. I don't know if he was more bummed that he didn't get the luggage or that they didn't think Patrick was worth it.

OH, PETE. ♥♥♥

Edited because hearst not hearts? not QUITE Stockholm Syndrome but CLOSE.

kalpurna January 26 2008, 20:01:18 UTC

Oh my god, I loooooove him. I have such stupid hearts in my eyes for that guy! ♥____♥

myaurasmiles January 25 2008, 22:43:46 UTC

Pete is the reason badfic isn't always OOC.

neery January 26 2008, 09:33:19 UTC

Ahahaha, that is so true. I can believe that Pete would do a lot of things traditionally only found in badfic, to be honest.

myaurasmiles January 26 2008, 16:32:34 UTC

His MTV Cribs episode was on last night and I felt like I was watching a badfic in action. It was brilliant.

kalpurna January 26 2008, 20:01:43 UTC

TRUE FUCKING FACTS