I'm from a city in the midwest, best city in the whole wide wide world

[kalpurna]

So I was going through old email drafts in my gmail account, because I wanted to clear things out and apply pretty labels where they belonged, and I found

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[shoemaster]

WHY DO YOU EMAIL ME ASKING ABOUT THINGS YOU WERE WRITING MAY 2006? I didn't know you existed then, let alone your ball gag porn.

AND D: YOUR LIFE IS HARD. But surely fangirls will help you out with that. SURELY.

Also, get on gtalk, I need to tell you something hilarious.

[kalpurna]

IT IS COLD OUTSIDE AND GARDENING IS DIFFICULT ALLISON

that's not really relevant to your comment, but man is it ever true

[shoemaster]

I was a BIT confused by "brb, gardening" BECAUSE IT'S DECEMBER. I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THAT, BUT I GUESS YOU DO.

[kalpurna]

YEAH IDK TELL THAT TO MY MOTHER

[shrift]

SHIT. FUCK. SHIT. MUST PROGRAM TIVO AS SOON AS I GET HOME.

[kalpurna]

I have to figure out how to work my VCR! I might have to buy a blank tape, if they even SELL those anymore!

[shrift]

IDK they must still sell them, people still have VCRs, right?

PATRICK THE TINY SOCIOPATH IS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR ME!!

[kalpurna]

I guess so? I'll try, anyway, because WHAT IF NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD MANAGES TO TIVO IT AND GET IT UP ON TORRENTS. WHAT THEN! I clearly need backup. Plus, torrents take HOURS. HOURS WHEN I COULD BE WATCHING TINY SOCIOPATH PATRICK OVER AND OVER AGAIN. A little worker bee, oh god, I cannot waaaaaaait.

dude. dude, what if he has sexual chemistry with some actress on the show? I will pretty much die forever.

[quettaser]

ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM EXCITED.

[kalpurna]

Nah, I don't know, I don't think it'll be THAT great.

PSYCH

[quettaser]

So hey, maybe instead of all that Bamboozle nonsense (well, depending on the headliners), what about just MSI on Friday May 2nd at the Electric Factory?

[kalpurna]

Ugh shut upppppp I want to go to BOTH of those things with you but here is the problem: the problem is that I don't know when I'm going back to Chicago, and it's conceivable I'll be going back in April. D: D: D:

If I am here, then I will most definitely go???

[daybreak25]

YOU DID NOT WARN ME. OMG YOU DID NOT WARN ME FOR THAT PICTURE. I saw "Bandom Related" and clicked because of well, BANDOM, and I was thinking it'd might be more RyRo pictures or something BUT I SAW PATRICK AND OMG OMG YOU DID NOT WARN ME.

I have rugburn from where I just spazzed. ON MY FLOOR.

IS JANUARY HERE YET?

[kalpurna]

HAHAHAHAHA SORRY ABOUT THAT. He is going to be hatless, okay, HATLESS AND BUTTONED-UP AND SOCIOPATHIC and I am going to want to bone him ELEVENTY TIMES MORE THAN USUAL which is like infinity + one boneability.

*waits very patiently for January to arrive*

[magdalyna]

You realize that since September I've been writing Lupe/Tyga/Jay Z + Pete/Patrick, right? I could add in some bits...

With the arrival of Marty Dressler so close, I want bandom to step up and write Saturday AUs. Lots of them.

[achika_chan]

I started a Saturday AU in monkeycrackmary's LJ....A while ago when she first pimped the video. I might have to start writing it again. Ryan Ross was the sociopath in ballistics that Gabe swears is a serial killer! Spencer makes frowny faces whenever Gabe says that: "Just because he doesn't like you..." "HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME, SMITH." "...He REALLY doesn't like you. He's still not crazy, though."

[magdalyna]

It would be stellar if you could finish it.

*chinhands*

[prettykitty_aya]

OMGYESPLZ.