I know I'm spamming, but COME ON

[kalpurna]

SPENCER SMITH.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS FUG.

WHAT ~IS~ THAT TRAVESTY. UGH. PLEASE LET THIS BE A TRAGIC AND DEMENTED RUMOR! PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE PORNOSTACHE WAS NOT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR JOURNEY INTO A SAD, DARK, SEVENTIES-INSPIRED PIT OF HELLISH FASHION MISDEMEANORS. PLEEEASE.

I totally thought there was no tattoo that child could get that

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[shoemaster]

O_O

[kalpurna]

IF IT IS TRUE WE ARE BREAKING UP, SPENCER. DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

[shoemaster]

MAYBE IT IS SOMEWHERE HOT THAT WE CAN'T SEE ALL THE TIME. LIKE THE INSIDE OF HIS THIGH? IDK. I DON'T THINK HE'D EVER GET A BLOWJOB AGAIN WITHOUT BOB/BRENDON/WHATSHERFACE LAUGHING AT HIM.

[kalpurna]

You know what, there's pretty much nothing that can redeem this tattoo for me. Even if it's on his ass. ESPECIALLY if it's on his ass! We don't have a picture of him getting it, though, so I guess we should just CROSS OUR FINGERS AND PRAY. :( :( :(

WHERE IS THE MEANING? THERE IS NO MEANING. THERE IS ONLY FUG.

[somewhatdeluded]

You know.

There's a reason that no one I know who actually speaks/reads/writes an Asian language actually has any Asian characters tattooed on their body. And plenty of them have tattoos.

And really, that's just kind of the START of the horrible in that one, isn't it?

[kalpurna]

The horrible begins at the top, and doesn't stop until it hits the tiger. THERE IS SO MUCH BAD HERE. *weeps*

[somewhatdeluded]

HE MIGHT NOT BE MY FAVORITE LESBIAN ANYMORE. I MIGHT NEED TO FIND A NEW ONE. (;_;)

[kalpurna]

UGH IT IS PROBABLY FALSE? BUT WHAT A CRUEL, CRUEL TRAGEDY IF IT'S ~TRUE~.

[ficbyzee]

Yeah, I saw that a few days ago but I am veeeeeery skeptical that it's real.

[kalpurna]

I'm skeptical too, tbh, because seriously, there doesn't seem to be any evidence, and it's been a while now. But if it's true I am honestly going to have to break up with him. SORRY SPENCE. THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.

[greyandgrey]

This is me: Refusing to believe anything until I see a picture that includes his face.

I mean, with Brendon and Ryan the tats were just so perfect, and I can't believe that Spencer's would be just so incredibly NOT

[kalpurna]

It just seems IMPLAUSIBLE, right? Here are some tattoos I would be okay with you getting, Spencersmith: a) something to do with music, b) something sexass, c) something meaningful, or d) some combination of the above. DO YOU SEE DRAGON/TIGER/PSEUDO-ASIAN LETTERING ON THAT LIST? NO. NO YOU DO NOT.

Because clearly he craves my approval, OBVS. He does read LJ! SPENCERSMITH, HEAR MY CRY.

[insunshine]

Oh holy christ.

MY MOUTH IS STILL HANGING OPEN.

OH MY GOD, please, please, please let it not be true.

[kalpurna]

I totally bet it isn't. Right? He has good taste! The 'stache was a PRANK! RIGHT????